> The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
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>The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have
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> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe,
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> Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close
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> Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
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> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
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>answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance
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> According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
>professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers
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>disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a
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0/4. screw you Marv.
oohah
