10. Kids who live anywhere where the only trees in the neigborhood are $10 or $20.
9. If a family lives in a home with wheels under it.
8. Any kid named Tyrone, Cleatus, Kwamel, Raquan or Boobie.
7. A family who welcomes the coaching staff with KFC, BLue Ribbon, String Bean Casserole on the "good plates".
6. If the front yard has a big wheel, a bike with a missing tire, dead grass, and a tricycle with a radio on the handle bars.
5. If he goes to the bathroom and there is no Brill Cream.
4. When the staff goes to visit, the screen door does not have a screen.
3. If the white kid being crecruited says, "whassup son" to J. Dawkins.
2. If there are no golf courses in town.
1. If you have the TV on Maury Povich when he visits and you say, "MA....You're dad is on TV".
Steve Harvey has nothing on you. Good job.
I guess you are the only one who thinks so LOL
