Clarendon Hills police arrested Preston Thomas, brother of former NBA star Isiah Thomas, for urinating near a church last week.
Thomas, 52, of 279 Columbine Drive, Clarendon Hills, was arrested at 9:15 a.m. Jan. 8 at Notre Dame Parish, 64 Norfolk Ave. He was charged with public urination.
Thomas was seen urinating near the church building by a passing motorist, as well as a teacher and student at Notre Dame School. He later was arrested at Golf and Chicago avenues.
Was he pissing near a church or on the DAMN CHURCH??? SMH @ that. Mama Thomas should have raised her boys better
He'll say it was really his niece. The Thomas Family scapegoat.
Posted by islesfan:
He'll say it was really his niece. The Thomas Family scapegoat.
LOL
That... that's just wrong, man. Go in an alley or a dark corner or something but not near a place of worship.
Also, what's up with releasing dude's address to the public?
[Edited by - K22 on 2009-01-15 5:58 PM]
His brother will say it was an uncontrollable digestive problem as a side effect from mixing Dave and Thomas popcorn, Knicks KOOL-AID, while having a Lunesta Pill party with I SAY UGH 2hrs prior to urination.
[Edited by - GallOfFame on 01-15-2009 6:17 PM]
He will blame it on Larry Brown's prostate.
Posted by K22:
That... that's just wrong, man. Go in an alley or a dark corner or something but not near a place of worship.
Also, what's up with releasing dude's address to the public?
[Edited by - K22 on 2009-01-15 5:58 PM]
Well.....it's not like God doesn't already know where he lives to get payback. Maybe the paper thought no harm no foul?
LMAO....he must have been waving it around like a sprinker in the open if he had to get arrested for it, lol.
I think we all have pissed in public before...shit I did it the other day. Maybe cuz I'm a NY or something but he seriously had to be rocking with his cock out like he was playing Guitar Hero or something....lol. Too funny.
Posted by GallOfFame:
His brother will say it was an uncontrollable digestive problem as a side effect from mixing Dave and Thomas popcorn, Knicks KOOL-AID, while having a Lunesta Pill party with I SAY UGH 2hrs prior to urination.
[Edited by - GallOfFame on 01-15-2009 6:17 PM]
Now I know why you are incredibly annoying. You are TrueBlue.
Imagine it will be Mosque or Sinagogue...
But Chirch... it's just boring...
Posted by EnySpree:
LMAO....he must have been waving it around like a sprinker in the open if he had to get arrested for it, lol.
I think we all have pissed in public before...shit I did it the other day. Maybe cuz I'm a NY or something but he seriously had to be rocking with his cock out like he was playing Guitar Hero or something....lol. Too funny.
i almost got busted for doing that on 33rd st. 1 night outside a club... was just about to cut loose & a cop pulls up, so i zip it back up & cop asks me for my ID & says he has to write me up for doing that, & i go "Doing what officer?" & he looks & sees there's no pee anywhere & gives me back my ID... bastidge, u ain't got nothin' on me biatch!
Posted by TMS:
Posted by EnySpree:
LMAO....he must have been waving it around like a sprinker in the open if he had to get arrested for it, lol.
I think we all have pissed in public before...shit I did it the other day. Maybe cuz I'm a NY or something but he seriously had to be rocking with his cock out like he was playing Guitar Hero or something....lol. Too funny.
i almost got busted for doing that on 33rd st. 1 night outside a club... was just about to cut loose & a cop pulls up, so i zip it back up & cop asks me for my ID & says he has to write me up for doing that, & i go "Doing what officer?" & he looks & sees there's no pee anywhere & gives me back my ID... bastidge, u ain't got nothin' on me biatch!
Drunk pissing is one of the pastimes in NYC. I been known to paint the town yellow myself.
You arrest a guy for that!! I mean, I know you should not do it, but who has not been drunk and pissed on the side of a building or in an alley. Now he certainly should have had more respect than to piss next to a church and maybe that is why they bothered to arrest him, but usually don't they just give you a ticket or a warning.
Just tell the cop that you couldn't hold it in because you were afraid to get uromycitisis.
That's just wrong. If a dog pissed on a church, would they arrest him? I think not.
Posted by islesfan:
He'll say it was really his niece. The Thomas Family scapegoat.
That's actually pretty funny.
Posted by islesfan:
Just tell the cop that you couldn't hold it in because you were afraid to get uromycitisis.
You try saying that hammered
What? Another Thomas in trouble? No big surprise since it's yet 'another chicagoan'.
Posted by SupremeCommander:
Posted by islesfan:
Just tell the cop that you couldn't hold it in because you were afraid to get uromycitisis.
You try saying that hammered
*hick* "o wassup offisa..." *hick* "o yo, mah bad dawg, i wass juss tryin' not to geta you're a mike tyson's sis." *hick*
Posted by BasketballJones:
That's just wrong. If a dog pissed on a church, would they arrest him? I think not.
racial man... racial.
