Off Topic · OT: what I'm getting my girlfriend for her birthday (page 1)

http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/07/29

Or is that just selfish?

Just don't use it to play "fetch" with your dog.

Women with extremely large breasts are also warned against using this device- there have been numerous incidents where such women have lost control and the device has lodged between their breasts... with devastating results.

lol

awesome new exercise equipment... focuses on those essential muscles she should be working out everyday.

My gf has one, it is fucking awesome and fun! You can even play dr and nurse with it.