Off Topic · OT: They Need Psychological Tests Done In Bristol... (page 3)

Posted by jusnice:

JK - I don't believe this for a minute. Michael Kay's partner, whose name is escaping me, is always commenting on how good looking Phillips is. He definitely didin't do this chick. No way.

I dont know if you're being serious or not but Phillips has already admitted to it.

Posted by jimimou:

Posted by fishmike:

wow... she is a scary looking thiug. I think if that was what's available I prob would hit on briggs. ew

i call BS - this chick is twice as small as the cough cough girl from the UES that was chasin you around marv's last winter....she was sayin somethin like, 'mike, you cant leave yet, you forgot your other wifebeater at my house last week.'

she was tank... I woke up out of my blackout to her little doggie sniffing the crack of my arse.

fishmike's love knows no bounds.

Ahhh... whats UES? Uke party? Squeezebox? So hitting on squeezebox this year...

She's a brute man--no other way around that one. Look at those pipes-
How fast will this be on the Lifetime Network--my guess early 2010.

Posted by nyk4ever:

Posted by sebstar:

LOL! You damn right Seb and that chick is busted.

Actually, I'm not sure busted even adequately describes her...

Whats bananas, tho, is not only is she completely hurt from head-to-toe, she's also, obviously, batshyt nuts. The decision-making process of these old ass men sometimes...Why would he lay down with something like that?

It's pretty pathetic. I've been to ESPN and I've seen dime after dime walk by...

I bet.

The funny thing is that the media and his peers arent even trying to spin her as being anything but overwhelmingly unattractive. If she looked like Erin Andrews, you just file this under the "men being men" file, but this is taking on a life of its own based largely on the fact that she looks like a Molina or a long lost relative of Balky from Perfect Strangers.

Man, the only thing that can save his ass at this point is to check himself into rehab. Just say he was addicted to something really strong --- coke, meth, whatever and that he was completely off his rocker.

Im beings serious. Folks will understand that, but this? Naw. Hell naw.

Posted by EwingsGlass:

She must give good head.

He was tappin' it tho. She was givin good belly too.

Posted by nyk4ever:


It's pretty pathetic. I've been to ESPN and I've seen dime after dime walk by...

espn zone is not espn dude...

Posted by djsunyc:

Posted by nyk4ever:


It's pretty pathetic. I've been to ESPN and I've seen dime after dime walk by...

espn zone is not espn dude...

it's not? i thought they had sportscenter in that little booth that's downstairs??

Posted by fishmike:

Posted by jimimou:

Posted by fishmike:

wow... she is a scary looking thiug. I think if that was what's available I prob would hit on briggs. ew

i call BS - this chick is twice as small as the cough cough girl from the UES that was chasin you around marv's last winter....she was sayin somethin like, 'mike, you cant leave yet, you forgot your other wifebeater at my house last week.'

she was tank... I woke up out of my blackout to her little doggie sniffing the crack of my arse.

fishmike's love knows no bounds.

Ahhh... whats UES? Uke party? Squeezebox? So hitting on squeezebox this year...

Upper East Side = UES squeezebox too much of a woman for you to handle.....

Posted by sebstar:

Posted by EwingsGlass:

She must give good head.

He was tappin' it tho. She was givin good belly too.

tummysticks?

Posted by BRIGGS:

-->some greasy lesbo softball team chick


That about sums that up.

Damn. Briggs getting it in!

What's so pathetic about this is the fact that he put in so much work to keep things afloat with Ms. Molina. This wasnt just some drunk hook up, he was giving her the "our marriage is over" hustle and feeding her intimate details on his home life in an attempt to make her believe there was some sort of future between the two of them. Thats what fueled her spazzing out like she did.

He had to go to those kind of lengths to bag something that looked like that? With the kind of money and stature he's got --- especially in sports circles?

He's now a first ballot inductee into the FML Hall of Fame.

Sebstar,

What about John Edwards?


He's not bad-looking by any means yet he cheats with this piece of trash. Not that cheating on his wife whose in the hospital fighting cancer could ever be construed in a positive light.

Posted by jimimou:

Posted by fishmike:

Posted by jimimou:

Posted by fishmike:

wow... she is a scary looking thiug. I think if that was what's available I prob would hit on briggs. ew

i call BS - this chick is twice as small as the cough cough girl from the UES that was chasin you around marv's last winter....she was sayin somethin like, 'mike, you cant leave yet, you forgot your other wifebeater at my house last week.'

she was tank... I woke up out of my blackout to her little doggie sniffing the crack of my arse.

fishmike's love knows no bounds.

Ahhh... whats UES? Uke party? Squeezebox? So hitting on squeezebox this year...

Upper East Side = UES squeezebox too much of a woman for you to handle.....

you sayin I cant take that down? If I recall *I* had the wife beater and *YOU* had the fuzzy sweater on

Posted by bitty41:

Sebstar,

What about John Edwards?


He's not bad-looking by any means yet he cheats with this piece of trash. Not that cheating on his wife whose in the hospital fighting cancer could ever be construed in a positive light.

bitty--that lady is the goddess of beauty compared to what that other ummmmm female looked like.

Mo Vaughn and now this?

That is nuts dude. Bristol has some issues. I'd bet anything these two are doin' the nasty dance between commercials.




And how is this chick still employed? See the arms on that? She must have something on someone over there.

Colin Cowherd is not hittin that

Well, Steve Phillips career in anything is over. Congrats Steve. The power of the p*ssy destroys another life.

[Edited by - GKFv2 on 10-22-2009 02:38 AM]

This is pretty funny, but how many of us can say that we've never done something with a coworker in our professional careers that would get us fired if it came to light?

I would imagine that this is pretty common in both the entertainment and the sports worlds.

that girl chugging vodka is so cool.

i've never done anything unprfessional at work. i am very professional in any type of work i do.

Posted by BRIGGS:

Posted by bitty41:

Sebstar,

What about John Edwards?


He's not bad-looking by any means yet he cheats with this piece of trash. Not that cheating on his wife whose in the hospital fighting cancer could ever be construed in a positive light.

bitty--that lady is the goddess of beauty compared to what that other ummmmm female looked like.

Yeah, I agree with Briggs. Thats just a really unflattering picture, but at least ol' girl resembles a woman.

Edwards really disappointed me, he was a legit Vice Presidential candidate but he inexplicably ruined it for a decidedly underwhelming looking woman, and he came across like a snake doing it which is diametrically opposed to his record as a civil servant.

I mean, I get it. Sometimes cats get caught up with average or below average looking women. It happens, for whatever reason. Bill Clinton was obviously the king at this.

But if you squint really hard, at least Lewinski was kinda cute, chubby as hell, but cute at least. And all Billy Bob did was get head from the bird and jam cigars up her thing...he wasnt talking about leaving his wife for her. Phillips broad looks like Mike Scioscia and he simped hard to get her and completely played himself! Yo, there are limits and boundaries to everything in life and Phillips went zooming past it.

[Edited by - sebstar on 10-22-2009 1:13 PM]

[Edited by - sebstar on 10-22-2009 1:15 PM]

Any one who has to ask why a man of stature would avoid gorgeous women either:

1. isn't a man of stature

2. hasn't been with a lot of gorgeous women.

True Story.