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Marv wrote:^what a sportsman. I smell an espy for this man.

Nicola has promised if I win such an award she will take me to an exclusive all-inclusive resort called a "Sanitarium." She says I really earned it this time.

Nicola loves me...

BlueSeats wrote:

Solace wrote:To be honest, I think the only reason Nicola lost was because Blue's posts were kinda stalkerish.

It was not a good round from me.

I made a couple of critical errors, and Bocker made one hellova smart move.

First off, and I don't want to take more credit than I deserve, but I do think I played a role in Josie turning the momentum against Bellucci. I truly feel Nicola would have crushed the 47 year old Bellucci. So that was my most critical mistake.

Then, the next round started the following day without rest or buildup. That round against Rafaeli took work and I was tired. The finals began and it was like I like I didn't want to be there.

Furthermore, Bocker made a GREAT play by giving Nicola, the underdog, top billing in the final. Why great? Because in doing so he surrounded the voting buttons with Josie's two best photos, wet top directly above and thrust pussy below. In a race decided by 1 vote he jumped into a commanding lead. I was down 5 early in the game. I believe because of that shrewd move. Not complaining, Bocker, on the contrary, I tip my hat. That's gamesmanship.

So I was quickly down 5 and Nicola was getting "bad calls". Panos, the Greek, of all people, was decidedly off her bandwagon, and Frenchie was calling her a dog, and Bocker laid down another barrage of bikini shots. That's when I wrote "BlueSeats proceeds defiantly..." Truth be told, I was shaken.

I really had my doubts Nicola could beat Josie. In all my other matchups I truly believed Nicola was the prettier player (and prettier than grandMILF Monica,) but Josie, while a little bit generic, really had no flaws to exploit. And even if she did, I felt that after waging two negative campaigns against Decker and Rafaeli the crowd wouldn't tolerate another one from me. So, since I decided smearing Josie was out of the question, and not feeling I had the overtly sexy photos to work with that Josie had, I would play up Nicola's "loveliness." But I over did it - and it got weird even for me. The damning thing was, even though I led about half the round, I always felt Josie would pull ahead in the end. I was playing desperate.

And so, even though those last two (anonymous) go-ahead votes for Josie in the final 30 seconds were very suspicious, it's as though it were foretold, and I accept them without reservation.

So I applaud your criticisms. I agree with them. But I'm not sure my faults were as detrimental to Nicola's success as Bocker and Josie's strengths.

It's cool. I was just kidding. You did good; You had her just one vote away. Too bad I voted for Josie.

BlueSeats wrote:...Panos, the Greek, of all people, was decidedly off her bandwagon...

Sorry, Blue. I think you did an awesome job picking this talent at the bottom of the list, kudos to you, and you managed her great. But in the end, somebody else's comment else hit it on the head, something about wearing too much make up. She seemed to much of a model to me, and could never picture her as a real person. While her beauty cannot be denied, I don't find her "sexy". That and those black magic marker eye-brows ;)

I think it was a great contest, and thought most of the time the better talent won their matchups, though in a few, I thought it was close enough, that I wouldn't be disappointed either way. In this case, its obvious I was pulling for Josie, but Nicola was legit, and would have been happy to see her win just as well.

Panos wrote:

BlueSeats wrote:...Panos, the Greek, of all people, was decidedly off her bandwagon...

Sorry, Blue. I think you did an awesome job picking this talent at the bottom of the list, kudos to you, and you managed her great. But in the end, somebody else's comment else hit it on the head, something about wearing too much make up. She seemed to much of a model to me, and could never picture her as a real person. While her beauty cannot be denied, I don't find her "sexy". That and those black magic marker eye-brows ;)

I think it was a great contest, and thought most of the time the better talent won their matchups, though in a few, I thought it was close enough, that I wouldn't be disappointed either way. In this case, its obvious I was pulling for Josie, but Nicola was legit, and would have been happy to see her win just as well.

Yup. I think Josie looks delicious in any stage. No makeup. With makeup. Woman is just pure magic.

Well... you and Chew-bocker...

BlueSeats wrote:Curse you, Panos, it's all your fault!

Well... you and Chew-bocker...

If you want her ready for next year, you can send her to my training camp.

I am having Chew-Bocker runs the drills.

Solace wrote:So, is it a safe bet that Nicola may be a higher seed next year?

BlueSeats better get a high pick right away or somebody will pick her up.

NYKBocker wrote:

Solace wrote:So, is it a safe bet that Nicola may be a higher seed next year?

BlueSeats better get a high pick right away or somebody will pick her up.

Sadly, that's unlikely. Nicola broke up with me. Left me at the dock holding tickets.

She said my "Mel Gibson" routine was tired. She thought I was freeloading off her so as to live at her family's country house. Said I couldn't cook for shit, and when she saw me kick a chicken for no reason it was the beginning of the end.

It appears she thinks she's ready for an upgrade in manager and boyfriend. Her sister thinks she's in NY, apparently asking around for Chew-bocker...

Panos wrote:

Panos wrote:

Hahahahahaha. Brilliant!

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