Sharks Wary of Drunk Serbs
Thursday, 16 December 2010
["Why so Serbious?"]
Dragan Stevic of Serbia is the new Egyptian hero who killed a large
shark which had previously terrorized numerous tourists (injured 4 and
killed 1) at the famous Egyptian resort Sarm El Sheikh.
The Serbian hero was too drunk to remember what had happened, though
one of his friends who witnessed the incident explained it all for the
Belgrade based media.
Dragan Stevic was dubbed by the Egyptian media as "Shark El Sheikh"
and thanked him for saving their tourist season.
Milovan Ubirapa, one of Stevic’s friend who witnessed the incident
explained that Dragan had decided to go to the beach for a swim after
a long night of drinking. As Dragan and his friends approached the
beach, he saw a fairly high positioned jumping board utilized earlier
in the day by divers.
“Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and
simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to
stop him, he just went for it” says Milovan.
“Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as
much splash as we thought he would”, explained Milovan.
The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on
the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its
next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it
instantly. The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach
that morning.
Dragan was able to swim to the shore and told his friends he had
twisted his ankle, telling them the water was not that soft.
The water is soft buddy, you just landed on a shark. At the moment,
the fearless hero is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning.
After Dragan gets well, he will get a chance to have some more drinks
as the resort had awarded the Serb tourist with a free vacation for
his heroic deed. // Pero Stamatovski
