Knicks · Never been si gamweeeeeeered in all my life (page 2)

firefly wrote:Given up. Woman not happy. Fick it. Just want us to be goooooid. Not fair. Have syperstars bit no end result. Why? Should be good but isn't. Man utd top of English league so happy but Knicks make mr sad. Willy not operate g ax expected therefore. I blame turiaf. Haven't decide why yet. Want center. Knocks ruining sex life. Wife frustrated bit Tongue still operating so happy days. Must floss in morning lol.

SupremeCommander wrote:

firefly wrote:Given up. Woman not happy. Fick it. Just want us to be goooooid. Not fair. Have syperstars bit no end result. Why? Should be good but isn't. Man utd top of English league so happy but Knicks make mr sad. Willy not operate g ax expected therefore. I blame turiaf. Haven't decide why yet. Want center. Knocks ruining sex life. Wife frustrated bit Tongue still operating so happy days. Must floss in morning lol.

Post of the Year nominee

Thread of the year nominee. If somehow we get a few cheerleaders in, this would be a no-brainer.

I am proud to confirm there was no chunder. Less proud about my horizontal exploits but was probBly wishful thinking even trying anyway.

Read that gamweee...eeered thread from firefly and you will get it.

Appparently you didn't get it! Ba-dum-bum! Oh man, what a funny thread. Thank you wine and tiny keyboards... You were on a mobile when you wrote all this right? If you were on a full-sized keyboard that would be even more epic.

firefly wrote:Oh wow. Last night was epic. Still feel a little woozy but recovering nicely. LMAO at what I wrote (or attempted) last night. Truly sensational 10 hour party yesterday. Started at 5 finished at 2.30. Trick is to start slowly on wine then build towards the finish.

I am proud to confirm there was no chunder. Less proud about my horizontal exploits but was probBly wishful thinking even trying anyway.

did you have bloody marys to start the day off? that likely would've been the prudent hing. how was the hangover?

SupremeCommander wrote:

firefly wrote:Oh wow. Last night was epic. Still feel a little woozy but recovering nicely. LMAO at what I wrote (or attempted) last night. Truly sensational 10 hour party yesterday. Started at 5 finished at 2.30. Trick is to start slowly on wine then build towards the finish.

I am proud to confirm there was no chunder. Less proud about my horizontal exploits but was probBly wishful thinking even trying anyway.

did you have bloody marys to start the day off? that likely would've been the prudent hing. how was the hangover?

No bloody mary. Coffee. Lots of coffee. Im lucky, I never get the monster hangovers. Just get up, go again .

Ah yeah.

firefly wrote:

SupremeCommander wrote:

firefly wrote:Oh wow. Last night was epic. Still feel a little woozy but recovering nicely. LMAO at what I wrote (or attempted) last night. Truly sensational 10 hour party yesterday. Started at 5 finished at 2.30. Trick is to start slowly on wine then build towards the finish.

I am proud to confirm there was no chunder. Less proud about my horizontal exploits but was probBly wishful thinking even trying anyway.

did you have bloody marys to start the day off? that likely would've been the prudent hing. how was the hangover?

No bloody mary. Coffee. Lots of coffee. Im lucky, I never get the monster hangovers. Just get up, go again .

Ah yeah.

Speaking of, thats my tip. When you get back from a serious session, drink a loooot of water. Till you cant anymore. Then no hangover.

SupremeCommander wrote:

firefly wrote:Oh wow. Last night was epic. Still feel a little woozy but recovering nicely. LMAO at what I wrote (or attempted) last night. Truly sensational 10 hour party yesterday. Started at 5 finished at 2.30. Trick is to start slowly on wine then build towards the finish.

I am proud to confirm there was no chunder. Less proud about my horizontal exploits but was probBly wishful thinking even trying anyway.

did you have bloody marys to start the day off? that likely would've been the prudent hing. how was the hangover?

Bloody marys are NASTY.

Knicksfan wrote:

SupremeCommander wrote:

firefly wrote:Oh wow. Last night was epic. Still feel a little woozy but recovering nicely. LMAO at what I wrote (or attempted) last night. Truly sensational 10 hour party yesterday. Started at 5 finished at 2.30. Trick is to start slowly on wine then build towards the finish.

I am proud to confirm there was no chunder. Less proud about my horizontal exploits but was probBly wishful thinking even trying anyway.

did you have bloody marys to start the day off? that likely would've been the prudent hing. how was the hangover?

Bloody marys are NASTY.

A drink with Tobasco Sauce. No thanks. With that said, Mojitos are f'ing gifts from God himself. I had some at a Cuban restaurant in Atlanta (Or in the outskirts of it) and I'd have some of those now. Good way to get you f'ed up for a night of grinding it with fried out sl**ts too.

Knicksfan wrote:

SupremeCommander wrote:

firefly wrote:Oh wow. Last night was epic. Still feel a little woozy but recovering nicely. LMAO at what I wrote (or attempted) last night. Truly sensational 10 hour party yesterday. Started at 5 finished at 2.30. Trick is to start slowly on wine then build towards the finish.

I am proud to confirm there was no chunder. Less proud about my horizontal exploits but was probBly wishful thinking even trying anyway.

did you have bloody marys to start the day off? that likely would've been the prudent hing. how was the hangover?

Bloody marys are NASTY.

NO WAY!!!

nothing better with a hangover. Tell your bartender you want a dirty, spicy bloody mary. Thank me later

Allanfan20 wrote:

Knicksfan wrote:

SupremeCommander wrote:

firefly wrote:Oh wow. Last night was epic. Still feel a little woozy but recovering nicely. LMAO at what I wrote (or attempted) last night. Truly sensational 10 hour party yesterday. Started at 5 finished at 2.30. Trick is to start slowly on wine then build towards the finish.

I am proud to confirm there was no chunder. Less proud about my horizontal exploits but was probBly wishful thinking even trying anyway.

did you have bloody marys to start the day off? that likely would've been the prudent hing. how was the hangover?

Bloody marys are NASTY.

A drink with Tobasco Sauce. No thanks. With that said, Mojitos are f'ing gifts from God himself. I had some at a Cuban restaurant in Atlanta (Or in the outskirts of it) and I'd have some of those now. Good way to get you f'ed up for a night of grinding it with fried out sl**ts too.

oh man. Spicy vodka is the best--esepcially when it's cold. If you can find Nemiroff Honey Pepper you're in luck

i must've spent too much time in New Orleans and Houtson because I effing love tabasco for the kick and Louisana Hot Sauce for the flavor

Allanfan20 wrote:

Knicksfan wrote:

SupremeCommander wrote:

firefly wrote:Oh wow. Last night was epic. Still feel a little woozy but recovering nicely. LMAO at what I wrote (or attempted) last night. Truly sensational 10 hour party yesterday. Started at 5 finished at 2.30. Trick is to start slowly on wine then build towards the finish.

I am proud to confirm there was no chunder. Less proud about my horizontal exploits but was probBly wishful thinking even trying anyway.

did you have bloody marys to start the day off? that likely would've been the prudent hing. how was the hangover?

Bloody marys are NASTY.

A drink with Tobasco Sauce. No thanks. With that said, Mojitos are f'ing gifts from God himself. I had some at a Cuban restaurant in Atlanta (Or in the outskirts of it) and I'd have some of those now. Good way to get you f'ed up for a night of grinding it with fried out sl**ts too.

Mojitos are AWESOME! There is a place close to my girlfriend's that serves a strawberry one that is just perfect. Think they have even won competitions with them.

Would have a frozen margarita right now...

SupremeCommander wrote:

Allanfan20 wrote:

Knicksfan wrote:

SupremeCommander wrote:

firefly wrote:Oh wow. Last night was epic. Still feel a little woozy but recovering nicely. LMAO at what I wrote (or attempted) last night. Truly sensational 10 hour party yesterday. Started at 5 finished at 2.30. Trick is to start slowly on wine then build towards the finish.

I am proud to confirm there was no chunder. Less proud about my horizontal exploits but was probBly wishful thinking even trying anyway.

did you have bloody marys to start the day off? that likely would've been the prudent hing. how was the hangover?

Bloody marys are NASTY.

A drink with Tobasco Sauce. No thanks. With that said, Mojitos are f'ing gifts from God himself. I had some at a Cuban restaurant in Atlanta (Or in the outskirts of it) and I'd have some of those now. Good way to get you f'ed up for a night of grinding it with fried out sl**ts too.

oh man. Spicy vodka is the best--esepcially when it's cold. If you can find Nemiroff Honey Pepper you're in luck

i must've spent too much time in New Orleans and Houtson because I effing love tabasco for the kick and Louisana Hot Sauce for the flavor

Intriguing

Knicksfan wrote:

SupremeCommander wrote:

Allanfan20 wrote:

Knicksfan wrote:

SupremeCommander wrote:

firefly wrote:Oh wow. Last night was epic. Still feel a little woozy but recovering nicely. LMAO at what I wrote (or attempted) last night. Truly sensational 10 hour party yesterday. Started at 5 finished at 2.30. Trick is to start slowly on wine then build towards the finish.

I am proud to confirm there was no chunder. Less proud about my horizontal exploits but was probBly wishful thinking even trying anyway.

did you have bloody marys to start the day off? that likely would've been the prudent hing. how was the hangover?

Bloody marys are NASTY.

A drink with Tobasco Sauce. No thanks. With that said, Mojitos are f'ing gifts from God himself. I had some at a Cuban restaurant in Atlanta (Or in the outskirts of it) and I'd have some of those now. Good way to get you f'ed up for a night of grinding it with fried out sl**ts too.

oh man. Spicy vodka is the best--esepcially when it's cold. If you can find Nemiroff Honey Pepper you're in luck

i must've spent too much time in New Orleans and Houtson because I effing love tabasco for the kick and Louisana Hot Sauce for the flavor

Intriguing

I went to Kiev, Ukraine for New Year's, drank this, and ended up taking a cab 1.5 hours outside of town tot ake a stripper and her friend to an indoor water park

dodger78 wrote:Claaaaassic thread Fly!!!!! Gotta thank god for mixing up smartphones and alcohol!!!
I guess you wrote some of this on an iPhone or similar?!

Yup. Sitting on my bench outside front door smoking furiously, trying to get the world to stop shifting. I think my spelling wasn't bad given the circumstances!