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freeskier @ 6/13/2011 11:44 PM

ok I'll go first

A reporter walks into Miami's locker room after the game and asks Lebron for a dollar. Lebron hands him 75 cents and says "Sorry, I don't have a 4th quarter"

MaTT4281 @ 6/14/2011 1:31 AM

They declared today National LeBron James day. It doesn't mean much, but everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.

And one from my cousin: Before game 5, Lebron and Wade weren't coughing. They were choking!

mightymatt @ 6/14/2011 2:28 AM

I now set my phone on "Lebron" as in "no ring"/vibrate...

Bonn1997 @ 6/14/2011 7:26 AM

The reason Lebron didn't go to college was that he couldn't handle the finals

Paladin55 @ 6/14/2011 9:26 AM

Taken from Savanna Brinson's Face Book account:

Savannah (Brinson): "Lebron has always had a lot of trouble "finishing," if you know what I mean. I'm hoping that you can help me out."

Rashard (Lewis): "You mean help him out, I think. Not much I can tell him about closing out a game- he is the King... the Chosen One...an MVP. He can do things with a basketball that I can only dream about doing.

Savannah: I'm not talking about his problem with the big round ball... I talking about his two little ones. As I said, he has a tough time "finishing."

Rashard: I'll be over right away, I'm pretty sure I have a big tip that will relieve your problem right away.

MaTT4281 @ 6/14/2011 9:31 AM

SupremeCommander @ 6/14/2011 10:01 AM

Why does LeBron only get served boneless buffalo wings? Because he has a tendency to choke.

(similar to one posted above:) Apple is coming out with a LeBron James iPhone. But it only vibrates because it has no rings.

gr33d @ 6/14/2011 10:20 AM

In the Dos Equis Guy voice: I don't always miss jump shots, but when I do... I prefer it to be in the Finals.

knicks1248 @ 6/14/2011 11:21 AM

MaTT4281 wrote:

good one..lol

NYKBocker @ 6/14/2011 11:45 AM

Why doesn't the apple fall far from the tree?
LeBron chokes in the playoffs, his mom chokes on Delonte!

SupremeCommander @ 6/14/2011 12:38 PM

freeskier @ 6/14/2011 3:03 PM

MaTT4281 @ 6/14/2011 3:20 PM

LeBron has already finished his auto-biography. It’s not coming out for a while though because he doesn’t have a title.

EwingsGlass @ 6/14/2011 3:41 PM

This one is pretty funny:

nyk4ever @ 6/14/2011 4:53 PM

Hey LeBron.. how my Dirk taste?

nyshakespeare @ 6/14/2011 6:14 PM

Lebron should get married. That's the only way he's getting a ring.

MaTT4281 @ 6/14/2011 6:15 PM

nyshakespeare wrote:Lebron should get married. That's the only way he's getting a ring.

He did.
http://www.mrslebronwade.com

Bonn1997 @ 6/14/2011 9:19 PM

NYKBocker @ 6/14/2011 10:38 PM

EwingsGlass wrote:This one is pretty funny:

That looked like a WWE promo.

DrAlphaeus @ 6/14/2011 10:42 PM

NYKBocker wrote:
EwingsGlass wrote:This one is pretty funny:
That looked like a WWE promo.

If only they got suddenly ambushed by the Hart Foundation... or caught a guitar in the back of the head from the Honky Tonk Man... that would have been awesome.

Panos @ 6/14/2011 11:46 PM

nyk4ever wrote:Hey LeBron.. how my Dirk taste?

Awesome.

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