Off Topic · Kim Kardashian wanted Gallo before Humphries (page 2)

Papabear @ 11/4/2011 7:25 PM
Papabear Says

She don't turn me on. I won't wast my time even if she gave me a lap dance. I would tell her she's a naughty girl. Then I would spank her. Bad girl bad girl.

Sangfroid @ 11/4/2011 9:48 PM
holfresh wrote:
jrodmc wrote:The question is not picking from the Le Celeb Bistro menu. You are at the one and only KK diner, and she is all that's being offered.

You'd seriously take your cojones away from the entrance ramp?

Let's all be real for a moment.

Just sayin.

Ray Jay was there bro...Think about that...Ray Jay...

Papabear Says
She don't turn me on. I won't wast my time even if she gave me a lap dance. I would tell her she's a naughty girl. Then I would spank her. Bad girl bad girl.

We are now seeing mild signs of basketball depravation. I shudder to think of the results after we go thru the month of December sans Bball

loweyecue @ 11/4/2011 9:55 PM
I was reminded of a 4 letter word.
ATrain @ 11/7/2011 10:11 AM
Doesn't Gallo have a steady girlfriend?
DurzoBlint @ 11/7/2011 11:53 AM
jrodmc wrote:And please don't tell me your standards are so high that you wouldn't beg to get stuck in that Lincoln tunnel traffic?

When the elastic on your boxers gets stretched out of shape, do you continue wearing them?? I know I don't and I'm not interested in running up in something likely stretched beyond all recognition.

Who cares what the body looks like....if the kooch is Cavernous....I'd rather not get lost.

jrodmc @ 11/7/2011 12:09 PM
DurzoBlint wrote:
Who cares what the body looks like....if the kooch is Cavernous....I'd rather not get lost.

Interesting approach to life. I'd hate to watch you in action at the club:

"Hey baby, I can overlook the bodybag and the sack over your mug, but exactly how tight's that poontang hangin' tonight?"

eViL @ 11/7/2011 12:12 PM
hold up? do women's vaginas really get all stretched out from overuse? c'mon. stop spreading that bullshit. chicks got exercises they do to keep their pussies tight.

women, if you can hear me, get out there and fuck. why the hell are men out here trying to encourage women not to put out? shame on you.

DurzoBlint @ 11/7/2011 12:37 PM
jrodmc wrote:
DurzoBlint wrote:
Who cares what the body looks like....if the kooch is Cavernous....I'd rather not get lost.

Interesting approach to life. I'd hate to watch you in action at the club:

"Hey baby, I can overlook the bodybag and the sack over your mug, but exactly how tight's that poontang hangin' tonight?"

way to take thing out of context pally! We are talking about a known pseudo-celeb who been banged by everyone with a heavy wallet, not some anonymous girl in the club.

Hell even if I met someone in the club, and if we go home together and I see loose or saggy grippers I'm kicking her ass out.

Maybe my standards are just higher than yours...maybe I can afford to have higher standards...who knows. I know I'm not so hard up to hit some sloppy pus.

DurzoBlint @ 11/7/2011 12:40 PM
eViL wrote:hold up? do women's vaginas really get all stretched out from overuse? c'mon. stop spreading that bullshit. chicks got exercises they do to keep their pussies tight.

women, if you can hear me, get out there and fuck. why the hell are men out here trying to encourage women not to put out? shame on you.

yes, they do and not all woman are smart enough to know what to do about it and in some cases only surgery can help. My boy, he's lucky cause his wife had that rejuvenation surgery.

Anyone who doesn't believe they get stretched, let me borrow your girl friend for a night :)

jrodmc @ 11/7/2011 12:55 PM
DurzoBlint wrote:
eViL wrote:hold up? do women's vaginas really get all stretched out from overuse? c'mon. stop spreading that bullshit. chicks got exercises they do to keep their pussies tight.

women, if you can hear me, get out there and fuck. why the hell are men out here trying to encourage women not to put out? shame on you.

yes, they do and not all woman are smart enough to know what to do about it and in some cases only surgery can help. My boy, he's lucky cause his wife had that rejuvenation surgery.

Anyone who doesn't believe they get stretched, let me borrow your girl friend for a night :)

Hmmmmmm...we're worried about getting lost in sloppy pus, yet we can stretch out anyone's girl friend...

Seems to be a contradiction in realities, not a matter of standards...

eViL @ 11/7/2011 1:49 PM
jrodmc wrote:
DurzoBlint wrote:
eViL wrote:hold up? do women's vaginas really get all stretched out from overuse? c'mon. stop spreading that bullshit. chicks got exercises they do to keep their pussies tight.

women, if you can hear me, get out there and fuck. why the hell are men out here trying to encourage women not to put out? shame on you.

yes, they do and not all woman are smart enough to know what to do about it and in some cases only surgery can help. My boy, he's lucky cause his wife had that rejuvenation surgery.

Anyone who doesn't believe they get stretched, let me borrow your girl friend for a night :)

Hmmmmmm...we're worried about getting lost in sloppy pus, yet we can stretch out anyone's girl friend...

Seems to be a contradiction in realities, not a matter of standards...

i mean, once a baby comes out of that shit then all bets are off, but even large dicks should not be doing serious damage to well lubricated vaginas. just do your kegels girls.

DurzoBlint @ 11/7/2011 2:11 PM
eViL wrote:
jrodmc wrote:
DurzoBlint wrote:
eViL wrote:hold up? do women's vaginas really get all stretched out from overuse? c'mon. stop spreading that bullshit. chicks got exercises they do to keep their pussies tight.

women, if you can hear me, get out there and fuck. why the hell are men out here trying to encourage women not to put out? shame on you.

yes, they do and not all woman are smart enough to know what to do about it and in some cases only surgery can help. My boy, he's lucky cause his wife had that rejuvenation surgery.

Anyone who doesn't believe they get stretched, let me borrow your girl friend for a night :)

Hmmmmmm...we're worried about getting lost in sloppy pus, yet we can stretch out anyone's girl friend...

Seems to be a contradiction in realities, not a matter of standards...

i mean, once a baby comes out of that shit then all bets are off, but even large dicks should not be doing serious damage to well lubricated vaginas. just do your kegels girls.

I was joking about the girlfriend thing (you didn't see the smiley face). So you enjoy sloppy pus...good for you cause I prefer grippers that grip, you enjoy the saggy lips.

eViL @ 11/7/2011 2:20 PM
DurzoBlint wrote:
eViL wrote:
jrodmc wrote:
DurzoBlint wrote:
eViL wrote:hold up? do women's vaginas really get all stretched out from overuse? c'mon. stop spreading that bullshit. chicks got exercises they do to keep their pussies tight.

women, if you can hear me, get out there and fuck. why the hell are men out here trying to encourage women not to put out? shame on you.

yes, they do and not all woman are smart enough to know what to do about it and in some cases only surgery can help. My boy, he's lucky cause his wife had that rejuvenation surgery.

Anyone who doesn't believe they get stretched, let me borrow your girl friend for a night :)

Hmmmmmm...we're worried about getting lost in sloppy pus, yet we can stretch out anyone's girl friend...

Seems to be a contradiction in realities, not a matter of standards...

i mean, once a baby comes out of that shit then all bets are off, but even large dicks should not be doing serious damage to well lubricated vaginas. just do your kegels girls.

I was joking about the girlfriend thing (you didn't see the smiley face). So you enjoy sloppy pus...good for you cause I prefer grippers that grip, you enjoy the saggy lips.

i didn't say i enjoy sloppy pus. i just disagree with you that girls who do a lot of fucking are always loose in their vagina. i know for a fact because i've fucked girls that i'm sure were doing plenty of fucking and their pussy game was plenty tight. it's misinformation like the shit that you are spreading that causes girls to get all shy when it comes to boning.

get out there and bone girls. stop being stingy!! just don't break any off for mr. durzoblint over here. if that is his real name.

DurzoBlint @ 11/7/2011 2:27 PM
You think my comment can have some kind of ripple effect on woman. That is some funny shyt there. While I'm flattered at your belief in my ability to effect the masses I won't let it inflate my ego but, thanks.
eViL @ 11/7/2011 2:53 PM
DurzoBlint wrote:You think my comment can have some kind of ripple effect on woman. That is some funny shyt there. While I'm flattered at your belief in my ability to effect the masses I won't let it inflate my ego but, thanks.

no. i don't think your specific comment has that much impact. i just don't think you are alone in your way of thinking. women are constantly being shamed out of exploring their sexuality. i don't understand why men, who stand to benefit most from the destruction of the "slut" stigma, help promote the concept. haha... it's not that serious though. i'm obviously burnt out from no Knicks. good talk russ.

Nalod @ 11/7/2011 2:54 PM
DurzoBlint @ 11/7/2011 3:13 PM
eViL wrote:
DurzoBlint wrote:You think my comment can have some kind of ripple effect on woman. That is some funny shyt there. While I'm flattered at your belief in my ability to effect the masses I won't let it inflate my ego but, thanks.

no. i don't think your specific comment has that much impact. i just don't think you are alone in your way of thinking. women are constantly being shamed out of exploring their sexuality. i don't understand why men, who stand to benefit most from the destruction of the "slut" stigma, help promote the concept. haha... it's not that serious though. i'm obviously burnt out from no Knicks. good talk russ.

I must have been about 20 at the time. I went over my then, girlfriends house and when I knocked on the door some girl I never met before answered the door. Turns out she was a cousin from South Carolina. I don't want to make a long story but I hit it. Well, started to hit it...I'm no Long Dong Silver but I've never gotten complaints either. Anyway..when I ran up in that...shit was so big I couldn't even feel the sides. I mean I slipped up in when enough space for a second rod.

My cousins used to hustle in the 90's when crack was terrible. Some of them crackheads were still sexy......yet after the first one....I never even considered it. That was the 2nd time I experience major STRETCHERY. It happens and girls who don't know how to take care of themselves do suffer for it.

Time will will help but them real hoes ain't even going to feel you.

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