Off Topic · OT-Not enough threads about Bippity, so I thought I'd start one (page 1)

What do you guys think? He's a cool dude, right?

I've known him for a long time so I may be biased, but he's always been cool with me. Maybe one day everyone else can meet him.

That would be cool

I like when he says funny stuff. It's hilarious when he does that.

It's not funny when people think you're him though.

It's actually painful.

And it makes my spelling and linguistic skills deteriorate beyond all recognition.

Although it does improve my J.

Yeah, he doesn't care much when people think I'm him. He's such a good guy, the just takes it in stride. Sometimes I wish I was him. there are times when I'm washing my hands in the bathroom and I look up and he's in front of me washing his hands, and I think to myself:

That's one cool mofo.

If it was me and I ran this site I would bring his post count back up to where it should be. Maybe I should help him come up with a plan to artificially increase his post count to get it back to where it should be. I think I will do that.

Peopl don't seem to care about this thread. That's odd

I mean seriously, you cna't spend 30 seconds talking about Bip? All I, I mean he gets is that bonehead jrod to respond? What more does this guy have to do for you guys to get you to talk about him. F'in bunch of ingrates

So I go on the otehr page and I see this shit

"He is becoming a real hit in NY!!
He is so well spoken and has great humility. What an awesome pickup and great locker room guy."

Take out the "locker room guy" part of that quote and you are talking about Bip. Now hard would it have been to write that here instead of in some ridiculous thread about a guy that was shining shoes 4 months ago?

It's quite possible I just need to calm down. I mean it's 3:50, people are probably just involved in their morning commute. I'm sure around 5 or 5:30 we will start to see countless people responding ot this thread. I just need to relax, be patient, enjoy the ride and prepare for all the things people are going to say. This is exciting. Only 1 1/2 more hours til the floodgates open

Okay seriously, I know it's not 5:00 yet but you mean to tell me that not one straggler stumbles upon this post? are you kidding me. That's some bullshit

you're the imposter Bippity though, right?

I got to say, I thought there'd be more stuffed animals in this thread

Just for context, are these 10 different personalities talking, or is it the same two back and forth?

Supremecommder-On their way

matt 4281-If you don't have anything constructive to say then please find another thread you jagoff. This thread is fine without you

Bip? You beleive this guy

No, I don't beleive this guy. How about you Bip?

He might be on to something.

Remember, sometimes you have to tell and show people that you love them. It makes you feel better and it makes them feel better. It's so easy and does not take a lot of time. Last year I told and showed this girl that I loved her. She was so shocked that her first reaction was to beat me down and the second reaction was to call the police. That initial reaction sucked but I think afterwards we all felt better about ourselves. I mean, I was off the streets which made her feel good. And I finally had a warm bed and a place to sleep, which made me feel good. It was a win/win.

Well I know which Bippity is my least favorite...

To the other(s), you're alright!

Bippity10 wrote:Remember, sometimes you have to tell and show people that you love them. It makes you feel better and it makes them feel better. It's so easy and does not take a lot of time. Last year I told and showed this girl that I loved her. She was so shocked that her first reaction was to beat me down and the second reaction was to call the police. That initial reaction sucked but I think afterwards we all felt better about ourselves. I mean, I was off the streets which made her feel good. And I finally had a warm bed and a place to sleep, which made me feel good. It was a win/win.

I might steal this

It's morning, and all is well. Might try to eat some grape nuts this morning. YOu know, be healthy for once. Gotta stop eating mcdonald's every morning. It's really messing with my stomach. Today is a new day

What everyone wants to know is what do you see when you're in front of a urinal?

And do you still wash your hands afterwards, or are you just so impressed with the mofo that you're happy all over again that tiles are normally a reflective surface.

grape nuts are great for your colon but hell on your teeth.

It's a toss up. Cool guy like Bip probably has titanium teeth anyway.

jrodmc wrote:grape nuts are great for your colon but hell on your teeth.

It's a toss up. Cool guy like Bip probably has titanium teeth anyway.

Thanks for that advice. I could have used you a couple hours ago