Knicks · GAME THREAD: Knicks will turn Howard into a Coward and make the Magic Tragic !! KNICKS vs MAGIC 07:00pm (page 1)

CHAOS wrote:

This level of content guarantees we are going to get our azzes handed to us, and dhow is going to make us into bra fodder

Did we learn nothing from the Toronto streak-ending game thread?

MarburyAnd1Crossover wrote:WHEN MELO'S GROIN WAS HEALTHY:

GIVE ME THE MOVES:

IF YOU'RE IN ORLANDO:

CHAOS wrote:jr, so your saying, the better the "Freaks" pics increased chances of the Knicks losing ???

Chaos - don't get me wrong, on several levels, mostly gonadical, I greatly admire your work on this site.

But the evidence of the past cannot be denied: MSG3's intensely ugly, dogazzed lame threads led to 6 wins in a row. Just sayin.
I can put up with horrific shots of Roseanne's crinkled abdomen and the hind quarters of 50cent hos if we get wins.
I can always go to the alba thread for comfort and reinforcement of the realities (however airbrushed/photoshopped) of beauty.

Back to the game- all these injuries have left us decimated- I will be amazed if we win this one, especially if TD plays:

Lin- out
Amar'e- out
JJ- out
Walker- out

Melo- playing with injured groin
JR Smith- playing with stomach virus
BD- playing with poor stamina, hamstring and back injuries
Tyson- playing with injured wrist
Shump- playing with tendonitis in his knee
Bibby- too old
TD- mentally broken
Jorts- still getting in the swing of things from his wrist injury
Novak- wow a healthy player!
Fields- healthy too!
JJ- too raw

So thats 2 fully healthy player we've got. Ridiculous. It's Melo's time to try and shine- if he can pull this team to victory I'll be beyond impressed. I'm also amazed at Orlando's record- outside of DH their team is terrible, plus they've had so many distractions, it's impressive how they've kept winning- says a lot about Dwight's impact on a team.