Knicks · Shumpert needs a "Knick" name! (page 2)

jrodmc @ 4/19/2012 9:59 AM
Dr. Shlyde? Sort of a Shump/Clyde mixture?\

I liked how the Nets radio announcers were getting woody's over Shumps D last night.

CashMoney @ 4/19/2012 6:42 PM
Chitown Mugger anyone?
FoeDiddy @ 4/19/2012 6:45 PM
Vmart wrote:
EnySpree wrote:Shumpendale cuz he's a stripper........

That's as bad as shumptomaniac.

Shumpendale wins as worse nickname..lol..no one can beat that.

BasketballJones @ 4/19/2012 6:49 PM
A guy whose full name is Iman Asante Shumpert doesn't need a nickname.
Anji @ 4/19/2012 7:18 PM
MaTT4281 wrote:
Anji wrote:21 shump street really isn't a good nick name.

What are you saying???
He's an actual street???
or
Am I suppose to know that show had undercover cops in it and some how that relates to defense???
Because he frisks people like a corrections officer, I guess???

Too much effort to even come to a meaningful correlation that doesn't involve that shump rhymes with jump. and the way he picks people pockets, he's more like a crook than a cop IMO.

I think you're putting too much thought into it.

I guess if we're digging deep, how appropriate is it that 'The King' has no ring, 'The Truth' is a faker, and 'Da Kid' is now going on 36 years old?

Thank God for Super Lintendo.


Nan, Nicknaming is an art. I won't claim I have it, but I can tell a bad one. Like "Drew Bledsoe-much-he-had-to-go-to-the-hopistal."(Espn Commerical.)

You think a player is going to be the greatest, you nick name him King James like the Bible. That's fine.

Paul Perice is the Truth. I honestly don't know why people called him that, but I can't poke any holes in it.

And KG is the Big ticket, he lost the Kid nick name along time ago.

Going back to that Espn commercial, the right answer was Bledsoe isn't a good name to work with. Maybe Shumpert isn't either. I would go with the Glove if you could recycle nicknames. But if Carmelo can be Melo, why can't Shumpert just be Shumps??? IDK

But 21Shumpstreet is pretty bad though.

SupremeCommander @ 4/19/2012 7:20 PM
I'd go with 'fucking awesome' but maybe that's just me
mrKnickShot @ 4/19/2012 7:24 PM
SupremeCommander wrote:I'd go with 'fucking awesome' but maybe that's just me

How can he have a knicks name that you can't use on TV? Kids will think his nickname is "bleep".

Anji @ 4/19/2012 7:24 PM
BasketballJones wrote:A guy whose full name is Iman Asante Shumpert doesn't need a nickname.

IAS??? The sounds like a agency or a group like Interpol......or a terrorist group.......or one of the team names when you Call of duty online.

GustavBahler @ 4/19/2012 7:25 PM
Crazy Glue. Because Shumpert plays on the edge and sticks to his opponents like glue.
mrKnickShot @ 4/19/2012 7:25 PM
GustavBahler wrote:Crazy Glue. Because Shumpert plays on the edge and sticks to his opponents like glue.

GlueGun?

SupremeCommander @ 4/19/2012 7:26 PM
mrKnickShot wrote:
SupremeCommander wrote:I'd go with 'fucking awesome' but maybe that's just me

How can he have a knicks name that you can't use on TV? Kids will think his nickname is "bleep".

if he keep splaying like this:

'fucking awesome' is fitting

PS: I'm nto a fan of censorship, especially after happy hour

SupremeCommander @ 4/19/2012 7:27 PM
mrKnickShot wrote:
SupremeCommander wrote:I'd go with 'fucking awesome' but maybe that's just me

How can he have a knicks name that you can't use on TV? Kids will think his nickname is "bleep".

but I am also okay with orangeblobman thinking that Shump's knickname is 'bleep'

Anji @ 4/19/2012 7:29 PM
I say just leave it up to Kenny Smith, when we are on TNT in the playoffs he'll come up with something!!!
colorfl1 @ 4/19/2012 7:46 PM
"Agent Orange"

Dude is deadly and wears orange kicks.


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BasketballJones @ 4/19/2012 7:49 PM
SupremeCommander wrote:
mrKnickShot wrote:
SupremeCommander wrote:I'd go with 'fucking awesome' but maybe that's just me

How can he have a knicks name that you can't use on TV? Kids will think his nickname is "bleep".

if he keep splaying like this:

'fucking awesome' is fitting

PS: I'm nto a fan of censorship, especially after happy hour

Visit your UK profile. http://www.ultimateknicks.com/services/p...
Click on "Curse word filter" on the left
If "Show curse words" isn't checked, check it and click the "Update" button
If "Show curse words" *is* checked, then just click the "Update" button

You should now be able to view curse words. However, the next time you log in you will probably have to revisit your profile and click the "update" button again. (seems to be a bug.)

TheRealist @ 4/19/2012 9:33 PM
Iman "Dream On" Shumpert.
mrKnickShot @ 4/19/2012 9:37 PM
TheRealist wrote:Iman "Dream On" Shumpert.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

TheRealist @ 4/19/2012 9:55 PM
mrKnickShot wrote:
TheRealist wrote:Iman "Dream On" Shumpert.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

It's the only thing I could come up with that rhymes.

Nalod @ 4/19/2012 9:56 PM

Not everyone can get a cool name.

Melo is a derivative of his first name.

Amare is "Stat".

"Shump" is fine.

CashMoney @ 4/20/2012 7:37 AM
Nalod wrote:
Not everyone can get a cool name.

Melo is a derivative of his first name.

Amare is "Stat".

"Shump" is fine.

Melo - I forget who made the reference on the board but I liked it and have used it since. Melo = The Smiling Assassin

Shump is a cool player and needs a cool name.

jrodmc @ 4/20/2012 8:16 AM
SupremeCommander wrote:
mrKnickShot wrote:
SupremeCommander wrote:I'd go with 'fucking awesome' but maybe that's just me

How can he have a knicks name that you can't use on TV? Kids will think his nickname is "bleep".

if he keep splaying like this:

Embarrassing for Celtic fans; KG barely watched that dunk. Wasn't like he didn't have time to try for the block and get posterized, either. My, how things have changed.

How did he possibly talk any sh-t after that girly wave?

If Dolan trades Shump I will wind up in prison.

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