"ok Mike...on the count of three we jump together....one...."
"...eh, Amare, I think you should jump now unless you want to add getting kicked in the nuts to your list of injuries...."
"...so Lebron...after this series I'm so going to get me a Harley...you know with big chrome handlebars..."

".....yeah man...chicks are going to really dig me...VVVVaaaaaaRRROOOOOooooooMMMM!!!!!"