Knicks · How old are we? (page 5)

HARDCOREKNICKSFAN @ 12/6/2012 6:44 PM
Rookie wrote:
HARDCOREKNICKSFAN wrote:43, with a "distinguished" white patch on my beard.

white beard patch....you can blame the Isiah Thomas years. If you are totally bald.....you probably date back to the Layden years!

Probably right on both guesses, too!

Well, maybe... just maybe, if the Knicks can finally win a chip, Maynbe it'll slow the white patch takeover. lol

IrishKnickFan @ 12/6/2012 6:48 PM
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jazz74 @ 12/8/2012 11:47 AM
38 years young.
OffDaMeterzzzz @ 12/11/2012 6:49 PM
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What should I expect now that I am no longer in my 20's?

sidsanders @ 12/11/2012 6:53 PM
OffDaMeterzzzz wrote:30

What should I expect now that I am no longer in my 20's?

lots of grey hair.

CashMoney @ 12/11/2012 6:56 PM
OffDaMeterzzzz wrote:30

What should I expect now that I am no longer in my 20's?

About 20 additional pounds.

NUPE @ 12/11/2012 7:35 PM
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VCoug @ 12/11/2012 8:27 PM
OffDaMeterzzzz wrote:30

What should I expect now that I am no longer in my 20's?

I can't drink anywhere nearly as much as I used to. I also used to be able to stay up all night partying and be at work the next day at 7AM... not anymore

jrodmc @ 12/12/2012 1:00 PM
sidsanders wrote:
OffDaMeterzzzz wrote:30

What should I expect now that I am no longer in my 20's?

lots of grey hair.

lots less hair. On your head.

lots more hair on your back and in your ears.

cooch2584 @ 12/12/2012 1:17 PM
jrodmc wrote:
sidsanders wrote:
OffDaMeterzzzz wrote:30

What should I expect now that I am no longer in my 20's?

lots of grey hair.

lots less hair. On your head.

lots more hair on your back and in your ears.

Expect to get coupons from emails and letters for viagra and cealis. Your going downhill from 30.LOL J/K

Allanfan20 @ 12/12/2012 1:48 PM
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BRIGGS @ 12/12/2012 2:16 PM
sidsanders wrote:
OffDaMeterzzzz wrote:30

What should I expect now that I am no longer in my 20's?

lots of grey hair.

You cannot go to the bathroom from across the room anymore.
You start noticing hair coming out of your ears nose fingers etc..
20 year old women do not look hot to you anymore but rather they have morphed into the equivalent of paintings at a museum.
8 hours sleep no longer exists
You will be called sir from time to time
Nightclubs that once gave you thrills are now places that have loud music and what looks like your kids inside.
Fellatio is preferred to making love
Gas
Glasses
A propensity to sing the Happy Days or Loveboat theme song from time to time
Back pain wait pain anywhere
well u get the point

mrKnickShot @ 12/12/2012 2:32 PM
39.8

I feel like I'm 25 though. I wish I were 25 too.

DurzoBlint @ 12/12/2012 2:37 PM
jrodmc wrote:
sidsanders wrote:
OffDaMeterzzzz wrote:30

What should I expect now that I am no longer in my 20's?

lots of grey hair.

lots less hair. On your head.

lots more hair on your back and in your ears.

you also may find that you can no longer eat things you used to eat. At 41, I realized I'd become allergic to cashew nuts and peanuts. Also, if I have something to drink after say, 9pm, I can expect to wake up in the middle of the night to pee.

If you injure yourself, expect the healing time to triple.

DurzoBlint @ 12/12/2012 2:49 PM
BRIGGS wrote:
sidsanders wrote:
OffDaMeterzzzz wrote:30

What should I expect now that I am no longer in my 20's?

lots of grey hair.

You cannot go to the bathroom from across the room anymore.
You start noticing hair coming out of your ears nose fingers etc..
20 year old women do not look hot to you anymore but rather they have morphed into the equivalent of paintings at a museum.
8 hours sleep no longer exists
You will be called sir from time to time
Nightclubs that once gave you thrills are now places that have loud music and what looks like your kids inside.
Fellatio is preferred to making love
Gas
Glasses
A propensity to sing the Happy Days or Loveboat theme song from time to time
Back pain wait pain anywhere
well u get the point


Briggs, you summed up exactly what I'm going through

Yup, the pressure pipes have grown weak

Got this one long ass hair growing from my left earlobe and crazy hair on my fingers.

Taste in woman has definitely changed and 20something are definitely OFF the menu

Lucky if I get 6hours a night no matter how early I go to bed.

I went from kids saying YO, blah, blah to, Excuse me sire, blah, blah (is there a sign that says he's a sir now?)

I never did the club scene so, I can't comment on that

Man, I thought I was in the minority there. Give me head all day :)

Milk now destroys my stomach and the gas is epic

Guess I still got time before I start with the theme music

Pain, pain, and when it rains, more pain.

Here are a few positives you left out:

The ability to auto-tune out woman when their talking about nothing while appearing to pay attention

The ability to watch TV and sleep at the same time

Waking up with a woody is a life affirming experience

The willingness to say things to woman (with confidence) that you never would have said before

Nalod @ 12/12/2012 3:40 PM

take good care of body, mind and spirit.

Heredity conditions can outrun us.

Had a heart attack at age 48. Open Heart Surgery.

Three years later autoimmune system rocks, work out 6 days a week, never get sick, and argue with my online minions!

Will live long enough to see a championship bought back to NY!

cooch2584 @ 12/12/2012 7:11 PM
BRIGGS wrote:
sidsanders wrote:
OffDaMeterzzzz wrote:30

What should I expect now that I am no longer in my 20's?

lots of grey hair.

You cannot go to the bathroom from across the room anymore.
You start noticing hair coming out of your ears nose fingers etc..
20 year old women do not look hot to you anymore but rather they have morphed into the equivalent of paintings at a museum.
8 hours sleep no longer exists
You will be called sir from time to time
Nightclubs that once gave you thrills are now places that have loud music and what looks like your kids inside.
Fellatio is preferred to making love
Gas
Glasses
A propensity to sing the Happy Days or Loveboat theme song from time to time
Back pain wait pain anywhere
well u get the point

Briggs,I agree on all point except the fellatio.LOL

cooch2584 @ 12/12/2012 7:16 PM
At 57,I can tell a woman that she has a cute face,nice legs etc... and not fear that she thinks its a pickup line. And when someone calls me sir, I tell them please dont call me that,it makes me feels old. Also about the not being able to drink like I used too and pissing during the nite interupts my sleep too.BUT I have found that you must sit when you are able to,so I sit and take a rest when I piss.
JrZyHuStLa @ 12/12/2012 7:19 PM
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ramtour420 @ 12/12/2012 7:36 PM
I got some good news. The age expectancy is going up, up, up. And its not because of better lifestyle or healthier choices. It's the modern medicine and science. So all those negative symptoms will last for a longer amount of years. Here is a fun fact , enlargement of prostate is something that middle aged man in America can pretty much can expect , only 100 years ago it was not the epidemic it is today. I know someone who was diagnosed with prostate Cancer and was told he needs an operation or else. . . This guy started doing research online, changed his diet to whole grains, no white bread, less meat, less alcohol, simple foods(his diet was very strict) and a couple of months later his doctor told him that it must have been a wrong diagnosis, because there is nothing left of the cancer. This is after the fact that surgery was presented as the only real option.

Moral is our society presets us with many things that are unhealthy and most people unknowingly make wrong choices for themselves. I wish you all to make smart decisions that will give you better health and better quality of life !!!

cooch2584 @ 12/12/2012 7:54 PM
ramtour420 wrote:I got some good news. The age expectancy is going up, up, up. And its not because of better lifestyle or healthier choices. It's the modern medicine and science. So all those negative symptoms will last for a longer amount of years. Here is a fun fact , enlargement of prostate is something that middle aged man in America can pretty much can expect , only 100 years ago it was not the epidemic it is today. I know someone who was diagnosed with prostate Cancer and was told he needs an operation or else. . . This guy started doing research online, changed his diet to whole grains, no white bread, less meat, less alcohol, simple foods(his diet was very strict) and a couple of months later his doctor told him that it must have been a wrong diagnosis, because there is nothing left of the cancer. This is after the fact that surgery was presented as the only real option.

Moral is our society presets us with many things that are unhealthy and most people unknowingly make wrong choices for themselves. I wish you all to make smart decisions that will give you better health and better quality of life !!!

Good story ram, and thanks for the good wishes.

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