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gunsnewing wrote:Sheed from the Mike Woodson Show w/Alan Hahn. Woody admits Sheed scares him...

Rasheed: Hello, Woody, can I come in?

Woody: No, Sheed, please do not come it, stay outside

gunsnewing wrote:Sheed from the Mike Woodson Show w/Alan Hahn. Woody admits Sheed scares him...

SHEED to Woodson:

The "killer weed " they GAVE ME in Portland finally got to me.(Why do you think I scream BALL DON'T LIE LIKE I DO . Now I'm on TV Show "Lockup Raw Extended Stay"

This is why we need him as the enforcer, not Melo come playoff time.

gunsnewing wrote:Sheed from the Mike Woodson Show w/Alan Hahn. Woody admits Sheed scares him...

Wendy...!

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Woody: The ball is talking to you?

Sheed: Let me in!

Woody: OMG WHAT DID IT SAY?

Sheed: Son of Sam....

Woody: OMG WHAT IS THAT!!!!!

Sheed: The ball told me to kill you! Let me in!

Woody: OMG THE BALL IS IS WRONG!

SHEED; YOu lie, every lies. Not the ball coach, not the ball!

woody: OMG HOW MUCH WEED DID YOU SMOKE!!!!

Sheed: None.

Woody: YOur lying!

Sheed: I do, but he ball don't! Let me in!

gunsnewing wrote:Sheed from the Mike Woodson Show w/Alan Hahn. Woody admits Sheed scares him...

Woody: Dayum Sheed, what do you want?
Sheed: Start Stat, Trade Melo. Now.
Woody: what the?
Sheed: I'm tellin you. It's the only way.
Woody: You been talking to Jimmie?
Sheed: I don't talk to crackers, coach. You know that.
Woody: All right, all right...calm down.
Sheed: I am calm. Very calm. Now open the door all the way, and I'll give you tonight's line up card.
Woody: Sheed, that's baseball, we don't use lineup cards in the NBA...
Sheed: I'm to start at short tonight. I'll be batting lefty, too. Better OBP from that side against Otown...
Woody: What about the Stat starting thing?
Sheed: He gave me a dime bag from Lebanon. All Melo does is tell me Jesus wants me to stop eating steak...
Woody: I see.
Sheed: can I borrow your Zippo?
Woody: out of butane.
Sheed: I'm out.