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gunsnewing @ 2/24/2014 9:06 PM
Tyson is Rrr leader
Big part of what we do
For our Ballclub
kip3f @ 2/24/2014 9:08 PM
Dagger wrote:Raymond the glutton
Has a big game tomorrow
Nah, just one more snack

I feel bad for him
Divorce is devastating
Seems he ate to cope

Dagger @ 2/24/2014 9:12 PM
kip3f wrote:
Dagger wrote:Raymond the glutton
Has a big game tomorrow
Nah, just one more snack

I feel bad for him
Divorce is devastating
Seems he ate to cope

Yes, that would be true
But he's been fat many years
Needs to diet more

Dagger @ 2/24/2014 9:14 PM
Dolan is a clown
Only cares about money
Please sell the team now
kip3f @ 2/24/2014 9:16 PM
gunsnewing wrote:Tyson is Rrr leader
Big part of what we do
For our Ballclub

Wish that he could play
with lazer intensity
every single play.

Must be very hard
the sole defensive stalwart
with no good post moves.

When he's strong on "O"
helps to energize his "D"
Knicks need playmaker.

Dagger @ 2/24/2014 9:21 PM
Why did Beno pass?
You have to ask that question
No minutes for him
Dagger @ 2/24/2014 9:29 PM
Goodbye Metta World
Coach Woody never liked him
Wasn't CAA
kip3f @ 2/24/2014 9:31 PM
Dagger wrote:Dolan is a clown
Only cares about money
Please sell the team now

He's delusional
Expected championship
although team got worse

Spent buckets of cash
MSG renovations
Permit for ten years

Dagger @ 2/24/2014 9:37 PM
Thank you iron will
This thread is much better than
Watching the Knicks play
Dagger @ 2/24/2014 9:38 PM
kip3f wrote:
Dagger wrote:Dolan is a clown
Only cares about money
Please sell the team now

He's delusional
Expected championship
although team got worse

Spent buckets of cash
MSG renovations
Permit for ten years

Haha nice

dk7th @ 2/24/2014 9:42 PM
a melonoma
is a cancerous blemish
that must be excised
dk7th @ 2/24/2014 9:50 PM
i can't believe it.
we had a plan to rebuild--
now melo "needs help?"
kip3f @ 2/24/2014 9:55 PM
dk7th wrote:i can't believe it.
we had a plan to rebuild--
now melo "needs help?"

Rooting for 'Melo?
Ideally, your best player
thrives playing both ways.

dk7th @ 2/24/2014 10:04 PM
kip3f wrote:
dk7th wrote:i can't believe it.
we had a plan to rebuild--
now melo "needs help?"

Rooting for 'Melo?
Ideally, your best player
thrives playing both ways.

a fool's gold player
makes others around him worse
that's what we have here

SupremeCommander @ 2/24/2014 10:07 PM
Amare is glass
Fuck you James Dolan you suck
Melo doesn't share
Dagger @ 2/24/2014 10:30 PM
dk7th wrote:
kip3f wrote:
dk7th wrote:i can't believe it.
we had a plan to rebuild--
now melo "needs help?"

Rooting for 'Melo?
Ideally, your best player
thrives playing both ways.

a fool's gold player
makes others around him worse
that's what we have here

I see that haikus
Have let you turn melo hate
Into an art form

dk7th @ 2/24/2014 10:37 PM
Dagger wrote:
dk7th wrote:
kip3f wrote:
dk7th wrote:i can't believe it.
we had a plan to rebuild--
now melo "needs help?"

Rooting for 'Melo?
Ideally, your best player
thrives playing both ways.

a fool's gold player
makes others around him worse
that's what we have here

I see that haikus
Have let you turn melo hate
Into an art form

i hated the trade.
thanks to his shenanigans
the knicks are roadkill.

dk7th @ 2/25/2014 8:40 AM
isiah thomas?
"he's a big part of what we do."
this is a nightmare.
NumberTwoPencil @ 2/25/2014 8:59 AM
Raymond Felton. No!
We said "High percentage shot."
We meant basketball.
dk7th @ 2/25/2014 9:00 AM
NumberTwoPencil wrote:Raymond Felton. No!
We said "High percentage shot."
We meant basketball.

ha ha ha

kip3f @ 2/25/2014 12:35 PM
dk7th wrote:
NumberTwoPencil wrote:Raymond Felton. No!
We said "High percentage shot."
We meant basketball.

ha ha ha

I LOL'ed

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