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kip3f @ 10/22/2016 10:17 PM

Just had my first child, and my wife came up with a "Clyde-ism" so I had to post it here. We are spending a lot of time "swaddling and bottling" our son! So far I have been watching the pre-season games on my DVR. Hard to get enough time to watch the whole game in one sitting. Maybe I will be able to watch a whole game in one sitting by the all-star break.

holfresh @ 10/22/2016 10:24 PM

Pooping and scooping...

holfresh @ 10/22/2016 10:27 PM

Bawling and mauling...

holfresh @ 10/22/2016 10:30 PM

Creeping and sleeping...

kip3f @ 10/23/2016 12:28 AM

Slurping and burping

holfresh @ 10/23/2016 2:13 AM

Wailing and weeping...

holfresh @ 10/23/2016 2:16 AM

Dating and mating...

holfresh @ 10/23/2016 2:28 AM

Crooning and tuning..

holfresh @ 10/23/2016 2:29 AM

Boning and moaning...

EnySpree @ 10/23/2016 2:46 AM

Ok I'll be the first to say congratulations and welcome to fatherhood... you got a good lady if she's making up clyde isms

Next time the baby had a blow out you have to say "another master blaster by the precocious neophyte"

kip3f @ 10/23/2016 4:05 AM

EnySpree wrote:Ok I'll be the first to say congratulations and welcome to fatherhood... you got a good lady if she's making up clyde isms
Next time the baby had a blow out you have to say "another master blaster by the precocious neophyte"

Thanks Eny! The precocious neophyte did just ... uh ... dribble out of bounds.

kip3f @ 10/23/2016 4:07 AM

Diapee and Wipee

dodger78 @ 10/23/2016 4:07 AM

Congrats!!!!
All the best for your family!!!
Our son is due to come this Monday! :-)
Gotta make some new Knicks fans for the future!!!

EnySpree @ 10/23/2016 4:08 AM

kip3f wrote:
EnySpree wrote:Ok I'll be the first to say congratulations and welcome to fatherhood... you got a good lady if she's making up clyde isms
Next time the baby had a blow out you have to say "another master blaster by the precocious neophyte"
Thanks Eny! The precocious neophyte did just ... uh ... dribble out of bounds.

Lil Kip with the nasty stuff lol

EnySpree @ 10/23/2016 4:11 AM

dodger78 wrote:Congrats!!!!
All the best for your family!!!
Our son is due to come this Monday! :-)
Gotta make some new Knicks fans for the future!!!

Congrats and good luck to you too. 1st child?

EnySpree @ 10/23/2016 4:17 AM

I have two kids in diapers at home myself. So sometimes I get hit with the double serendipity...

Two words... diaper genie

holfresh @ 10/23/2016 7:09 AM

Bibing and bonding...

holfresh @ 10/23/2016 8:23 AM

Drinking and sprinkling...

dodger78 @ 10/23/2016 9:53 AM

EnySpree wrote:
dodger78 wrote:Congrats!!!!
All the best for your family!!!
Our son is due to come this Monday! :-)
Gotta make some new Knicks fans for the future!!!
Congrats and good luck to you too. 1st child?

Thanks man! No my wife brought a 2 year old girl into our relationship who has become my daughter in the past 6 years!
It made me realize what a constant learning experience it is to be a parent! ;-)
Now with my boy soon coming I cant wait to experience the first 2 years of a childhood as well!
Also we look forward to have a boy which should be a nice new addition to our family! :-)

Moonangie @ 10/24/2016 11:42 AM

kip3f wrote:Just had my first child, and my wife came up with a "Clyde-ism" so I had to post it here. We are spending a lot of time "swaddling and bottling" our son! So far I have been watching the pre-season games on my DVR. Hard to get enough time to watch the whole game in one sitting. Maybe I will be able to watch a whole game in one sitting by the all-star break.

Knicks in 60 is not a bad substitute. Consider recording that.

GustavBahler @ 10/24/2016 1:13 PM

Congratulations, and thanks for bringing another Knicks fan in to the world.

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