Briggs, I called Rob Palinka (Lakers GM) and he would not pick up. I asked for Jeannie and PHil picked up!!!
I asked him about this trade but between the Gregorian chants, Aborigine didgeridoo music and bong water bubbles im not sure he heard my message.
But we talked:
Nalod: Phil, whats going on?
PHil: Jeannie and I are working on getting back together!
Nalod: Is she there, can I talk to her?
PHil: No man, she is in San Diego at a conference, We working on a higher level man.....
Nalod: Briggs wanted to know if she'd be interested in a core Clarkston for Frank/Willy trade.....Free some free agent cash next year!
Phil: Man, Willy was a find for us. Kevin Wilson gets credit for that one man. Gaines did a past life regression on Frank and thinks the kid is gonna be great man!
Nalod: Can you do a comparison for our UK friends?
Phil: Wow, sure, the little dude got some Clyde, PHil Chenier and Dean the Dream with those long freaky arms! Jeannie does that deal in a minute!
Nalod: So, where are the Phil Files?
PHil: It takes a lot to keep me quiet, Im Phil Jax man, I got lots to say! But every man has a price!
Nalod: Contractual gag order?
Phil: $24 million. I can keep quiet.
Nalod: Any regrets?
Phil: well yeah, but its wins and losses, but Are knicks better now then when I signed on?
Nalod: Very much! Were you going to trade KP?
PHil: If I did most of you would have been real happy with what I could have gotten back. Early discussions were pretty darn encouraging.
Nalod: That why they fired you?
Phil: Off the record? A good part of it for sure. Mills went around my back and painted me as crazy.
Nalod: Wow, you still good with him?
PHil: Me crazy?, Like turning down $60 million? Be crazy to walk away from that!!
Nalod: Makes sense. Think you would have stayed two more years?
Phil: I wanted to, And Dolan was pretty chill with most things, what sucked was Melo and I messed up with Rose. Set us back. Lost my shyt with KP and his brother. I still think like a coach, not an exec.
Nalod: Regrets with Noah?
PHil: Noah and I have a special relationship. I believed him and still do. He will be awesome, just wait. Kid is special! He was hurt and came in out of shape. That's on me.
But I wanted him and he's a great mentor to the yoots!
Nalod: How High are you?
Phil: the tea is starting to kick in good and Kobe's wife is here. We playing "Cowboys and Indians".......She's great. She loves revenge PHuching me to piss off Kobe.
Nalod: What about Jeannie?
PHil: She had to run out, otherwise she in on this. Im taping it for her. Its awesome. Her 4million dollar ring is mesmerizing!
Nalod: Think she'd do that trade, Briggs wants to know!
Phil: Sure, You lunatics on the UK got this all figure out! LOL!
Nalod: Wait, you read the UK?
Phil: Sure man, you guys spend hours beating this shyt to death so we would organize the thoughts, have our interns list them, then we'd discuss the concepts in our meetings!!!
Nalod: Your kidding! That's Awesome!
PHil: Of course Im kidding, what a waste of time, you guys are so off base its comical!!! We'd have the interns bring it together than laugh our asses off!
Nalod: Oh, thought there for a minute you...
Phil: Sorry man, but you sort of got your shyt together!
Nalod: Wow, thanks man!!!
Phil: Are you freaking stupid? You ramble and the "Logical sensibility" you attempt is a waste of time!
Nalod: ouch, that hurt!
Phil: But Briggs, now there is a talent! Nobody I know can turn an ounce of truth and make pounds of bullshyt than that dude!
Nalod: He'll be happy to here this.
Phil: He won't care. He has a strong self resolve.
Nalod: so who is the cowboy, you?
Phil: Im "Big chief triangle"!!! and she uses a strap on, its very empowering! You want to know more?
Nalod: For some strange reason, "YES"!!!
PHil: The tea is kicking in and the Mescaline is right behind it. Im going to go. Just tell your friends IM good. Real good!!!
Nalod: Hey, no problem, you think If im out in L.A. I can come by and.....
Phil: If you step on my property I'll have security detain you and I'll skull phuch you!
Nalod: Oh, OK. What makes you think I would not like that?
Phil: Dude, Im already in your head!!! <click>