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Posted by Silverfuel:

"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."

- Washington, DC; May 19, 2003

Who the hell thinks that? That's pretty stupid!

Posted by Marv:

That's about right. I think it was more like tic-tac-toe

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x/x/o he still' couldn't win against himself!

How George Bush Destroyed The Republican Party

Noonan is talking principally of course about the immigration bill, which has outraged conservatives nationwide, and which has led to a dramatic drop off in GOP fundraising.

Yeah, that's about right. He screwed the people who got him into office. That's fine though. You support him and you's get what you deserve.

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LOL @ Strategery

Top Ten Ways George W. Bush Can Boost His Popularity


10. Hang Saddam again

9. Improve focus by removing Playstation 3 from Oval Office

8. Develop steamy "Will they or won't they?" relationship with Nancy Pelosi

7. Make people believe there's a waffle shortage; then when people see waffles in the supermarket, he'll be a hero!

6. Turn weekly radio address into wacky morning zoo

5. Redecorate Oval Office to look like the set of "The View"-- People love "The View"!

4. Resign

3. Covene blue ribbon panel to find out what the hell is wrong with Paula Abdul

2. Nail a heavyset intern

1. Deploy 20,000 troops to put underpants on Britney Spears

Not Bush related, but also from Letterman:

Top Ten Signs Your NBA Referee Is Nuts
Top Ten


Keeps nude photos of NBA Commissioner David Stern in his wallet

Refers to the ball as "Peggy" -- now that's nuts

Refuses to let substitutes come out of the game unless they give two weeks notice

Puts ball under his shirt; claims he's carrying LeBron's baby

Every time someone makes a basket, he screams "Goooaaaallll!"

Thinks the Knicks rebuilding plan is working

He has a 24-second clock over his bed -- that's worse than calling the ball "Peggy"

Well, he's the only one out there on ice skates

Allows players extra free throw if they give him a cigarette

Asks Kobe for tips on maintaining a monogamous relationship

"We understand the fright that can come when you're worried about a rocket landing on top of your home."—Washington, D.C., May 17, 2007

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Posted by MaTT4281:

Not Bush related, but also from Letterman:

Top Ten Signs Your NBA Referee Is Nuts
Top Ten


Keeps nude photos of NBA Commissioner David Stern in his wallet

Refers to the ball as "Peggy" -- now that's nuts

Refuses to let substitutes come out of the game unless they give two weeks notice

Puts ball under his shirt; claims he's carrying LeBron's baby

Every time someone makes a basket, he screams "Goooaaaallll!"

Thinks the Knicks rebuilding plan is working

He has a 24-second clock over his bed -- that's worse than calling the ball "Peggy"

Well, he's the only one out there on ice skates

Allows players extra free throw if they give him a cigarette

Asks Kobe for tips on maintaining a monogamous relationship

this is so good. you should put it int the regular forum.

oh yeah, and i almost forgot - buck fush!

"Information is moving -- you know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it's also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 2, 2007

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