Off Topic · Bush reelected :-( (page 38)

hahahaha....good one marv

What better way to start off 06 than by taking another day off?
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LOL. Crap, that's funny.

Posted by martin:

LOL. Crap, that's funny.

Yeah, someone did a nice job on that one

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This is a poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George
W. Bush, arranged for "aesthetic" purposes, by Washington Post
writer Richard Thompson. A wonderful poem like this is too good
not to share. I particularly like "I am a pitbull on the pantleg of
opportunity."

Ah, yes! A testament to literacy in the age of Every Child Left Behind!

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER!
I think we all agree, the
past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children
learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of
opportunity.

I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!

Make the pie higher!

Bush cracks me up. That poem sums up what our President is good for.

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Friday the 13th

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