Off Topic · Bush reelected :-( (page 67)

And yeah, 797 more days to hope this motherf***ing sociopath doesn't end all life as we know it.

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Posted by MaTT4281:

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11:59pm, Matt came too early.

Posted by martin:

Posted by MaTT4281:

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11:59pm, Matt came too early.

ding.

bush gets to spend one extra day in office.

thanks a lot matt.

Posted by Marv:

Posted by martin:

Posted by MaTT4281:

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11:59pm, Matt came too early.

ding.

bush gets to spend one extra day in office.

thanks a lot matt.

Marv, 4:13am? You are either coming home from a long night out, trying to locate your son from a long night out, or are REALLY a morning person. WOW.

intermittent insomnia. get up, make sure he's in his bed (he was!), surf a little bit, get back in bed.

LMAO at the last few posts. This thread is really entertaining.

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Posted by BasketballJones:

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whoa nice... it's like a guest count-downer.

Posted by martin:

Posted by BasketballJones:

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whoa nice... it's like a guest count-downer.

It's got to be done, otherwise Bush might never leave.

12 AM by my clock.
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you guys hear about the bush assassination flm made in england??

Posted by Marv:

you guys hear about the bush assassination flm made in england??

I did... I don't like Bush but that is in bad taste. There would be an up-roar if Hollywood made a movie about the royal family or Tony Blair in that light.

Marv, MaTT, Silver and I have already discussed: We shall both see you guys back here around the 3-4am hour. I have already started to prep my liver against the shock it is going to receive tonight by drinking liter over liter of water, it's all part of the pre-irrigation process. Last week sucked so I am going to doubly make it up this time around. See you later.

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George Bush is visiting the Queen of England.
He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"
"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Bush frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen takes a sip of tea.
"Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle. The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send The Prime Minister in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walks into the room. "Your Majesty..."
The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Blair answers, "That would be me!"
"Yes! Very good!" says the Queen.
Back at the White House, Bush calls in his vice president, Dick Cheney.
"Dick, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," says the vice president. "Let me get back to you on that one."
Dick Cheney goes to his advisers and asks every one, but none can give him an answer.
Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall.
Dick shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"
Dick Cheney smiles. "Thanks!"
Cheney goes back to the Oval Office and asks to speak with Bush.
"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."
Bush gets up, stomps over to Dick Cheney, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

Posted by martin:

Marv, MaTT, Silver and I have already discussed: We shall both see you guys back here around the 3-4am hour. I have already started to prep my liver against the shock it is going to receive tonight by drinking liter over liter of water, it's all part of the pre-irrigation process. Last week sucked so I am going to doubly make it up this time around. See you later.

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Martin,

I'm not too sure, 'cause I'm drunk, but methinks you be jumpin' the gun.

Posted by BasketballJones:

Posted by martin:

Marv, MaTT, Silver and I have already discussed: We shall both see you guys back here around the 3-4am hour. I have already started to prep my liver against the shock it is going to receive tonight by drinking liter over liter of water, it's all part of the pre-irrigation process. Last week sucked so I am going to doubly make it up this time around. See you later.

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Martin,

I'm not too sure, 'cause I'm drunk, but methinks you be jumpin' the gun.

he's gonna be jumpin' something other than that tonight.

^btw good joke martin

Do we need to make up jokes about this guy?

Heh, always nice to read a good Dubya joke before bed.

One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word "tragedy."

"Well, " one girl replied, "If my mommy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a tragedy!"

The President smiled at the little girl and said, "No, sweetie. That would be an accident! Can anyone give it a try?"

A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, "I know! I know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone!"

The President shook his head and said, "No son. That would be a great loss! Doesn't anyone know of a good example of a tragedy?"

A small girl raised her hand and said, "Well, Mr. President, if you and Laura were in Air Force One and it was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, most people would think that that was a tragedy!"

"Very good, " he said. "And what was your reason for that answer?"

"Well, " she said, "It would not be an accident and it sure would not be a great loss!"


And no BasketballJones, definately no need to "make up" jokes about our esteemed leader.