Off Topic · O/T: Caption This (page 1)

LMAO, I'm scared to see what other captions may come up.
"Something told Tiger Woods that it was time to get off the green and go home to his wife."

Posted by TMS:

Guy in Hat: Can I stick my finger in your belly button?
Mickelson: Sure....Hey wait that ain't my belly button
Guy in Hat:Don't worry, that ain't my finger.....He wanna se my O face?

[Edited by - joec32033 on 03/24/2005 21:46:19]

Posted by TMS:

This is the last known photo of Mr. Blueshirtfedoraguy, as poor timing would have it, he decided to yawn at the same moment Phil Mickelson had to let a a disturbingly unnatural amount of gas.

Posted by TMS:

Mr. James Dolan, having shaved off his goatee and donned a snappy new fedora, tries a little backdoor negotiating on behalf of Cablevision.

Posted by TMS:

I thought he was just shouting "FOUR!!!" till I turned around. Shortly after, other witnesses confirmed that the actual word that bellowed out of the man with the sky blue shirt was "HOAR!!!" This picture taken at the scene would say this was an accurate proclamation.

In an interview after the incident, "The man behind the man", took offense to the crowds comments stating, "The shirt is turquoise, girl. I figured I better look fierce coming out through his back door, okay!"

Posted by TMS:

Blue Shirt: Yo, I told you not to eat nothing from a store called "Curry in a hurry".

Doo Doo Man: Whatever man, I'm just glad I'm wearing brown!

Blue Shirt: Me too. I'd hate to be the one to explain the questionable poo poo splash patterns to you dry cleaner!

A PGA official makes Mickleson's putter flutter

Posted by TMS:

Andrew roars in delight after delivering a "Flying 9-Iron Nutcracker" to Martin in the Admins' Battle to the Death.

Posted by Kwazimodal:

A PGA official makes Mickleson's putter flutter

LOL