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Traylor Fails Physical With Jersey
30th August, 2005 - 9:09 pm

NBA.com - New Jersey Nets President Rod Thorn has announced today that free agent forward Robert Traylor has failed his physical and will not be joining the Nets for the 2005-06 season.

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again, to those that aren't sure, caseloads is not in charge of the physicals in nj

Shareef too! they must have the toughest physical in the world!

breaking news....

nj doctors revealed the reason traylor failed the physical was due to an unusually high amount of GRAVY in the blood.

Posted by Bonn1997:

Shareef too! they must have the toughest physical in the world!

they took a blood sample and an X ray from tractor traylor

The X-ray showed 7 Big Mac's in Traylor's abdomen and the blood had a very high strawberry shake content, thus failing the rather portly Tractor. Alas, the Nets did give him a buy 1 get 1 free coupon for Subway as a going away gift

Posted by djsunyc:

breaking news....

nj doctors revealed the reason traylor failed the physical was due to an unusually high amount of GRAVY in the blood.

hey man, we had the same joke going at the same time and I think if we combine the gravy and the shake--we might have it all other than the 27 slim jim's found stuck in his large intestine

Posted by BRIGGS:

Posted by Bonn1997:

Shareef too! they must have the toughest physical in the world!

they took a blood sample and an X ray from tractor traylor

The X-ray showed 7 Big Mac's in Traylor's abdomen and the blood had a very high strawberry shake content, thus failing the rather portly Tractor. Alas, the Nets did give him a buy 1 get 1 free coupon for Subway as a going away gift

Sweetney better not even try to sign with them when he's an FA!

hey man, we had the same joke going at the same time and I think if we combine the gravy and the shake--we might have it all other than the 27 slim jim's found stuck in his large intestine

CLASSIC

[Edited by - djsunyc on 08-30-2005 11:16 PM]

So, before Tractor was able to sign his contract, the failed physical caused the Nets to say: Back it up?

great now we can sign him for the LLE as our 10th PF!

Jason kidd is probably like - WTF - cant we get anyone on our squad?

Clarence Weatherspoon is still available! Jeez, why haven't the Nets moved on this guy yet?

Yet Morning passed with flying colors

Posted by Caseloads:

Jason kidd is probably like - WTF - cant we get anyone on our squad?

If Kidd had to take the NJ physical now, i'm sure he'd fail it too, but hes still gunna be out there. Thorn is an idiot.

Posted by Pharzeone:

Yet Morning passed with flying colors

LOL!