- The Lakers go for 70 wins, by hook or by crook
- The Knicks tease and tease... and still miss playoffs
- Houston Rockets make the playoffs
- Scott LayDUMB gets an extension
- jkidd snaps at reporter who asks him "Do you regret staying in NJ?" one too many times
- cwebb FINALLY brings the thunder in playoff crunchtime, but will it be enuff?
- Playa announces that Houston will tune out JVG NEXT season
- Kwame Brown shows up for half a season... again
- Lebron has his first back-to-back single-digit scoring games and someone calls him a bust
- kmart makes the All-Star team for the first time. tkf calls it a fix
- Ed Tapscott blows the Charlotte Bobcat's first ever draft choice, then trades for Frederic Weis' rights
- Tim Floyd drops Charlotte to the Knicks' level
- Allan Housless laughs all the way to the bank, but still won't drive the lane
- Larry Brown keeps Detroit's D in gear, and adds an offense
- Daily News Postas SHOULD know better, but still get involved in the Fantasy League
- Every Knick victory is credited to Housless, every loss blamed on Sprewell
- Every Lebron moment is accompanied by a SportsCenter graph comparing his first 'whatever' to MJ's, Magic's and Bird's.
- The Knicks get less TV coverage than NJ
- Knick fans swear Milos is coming and will save the franchise
- Shaq will hurt his toe... again
Posted by necrom33:
- Scott LayDUMB gets an extension
This is NOT funny!!

Daily News Postas SHOULD know better, but still get involved in the Fantasy League. Necromancer , you're a fool man that was so funny
every prediction of a certain fellow will be wrong again.
Vanessa bryant will divorce kobe and get half
layden will add yet another 7 foot white stiff, and call it the "final piece" to prosperity. he will have deep devout religous ties.
Chaney will win the Richie kotite award for most polite loser.
David Stern will rename the conferences from east to West to junior Varsity and Varsity, for ratings purposes
some one on the portland payroll will be arrested
15 games in some one will report on the new improve dallas d, and half the country will repeat them have great defense in there 114- 106 like wins, until the playoffs every one will say there defense Sucks, and that reporter will remain anonymous
clarence weatherspoon will convert his first dunk as a knick
Tmac will be calling Hill a Chump, for not playing and helping them get out the first round.
If the Wiz win one more game it because MJ didn't let them develop. If they lose one more, it's because they couldn't thrive without his leadership!
[Edited by - necrom33 on 06/17/2003 12:44:02]
playa will be watching every Rocket game coming in here telling the story like a 6th grade girl witnessing a candy theft.
i will come and recite how playa made a post referring to the spurs about it "being easy to win with a 7 footer selected as the 1st pick and just add pieces"...
and then he won't understand how i will have just underminded him and his jvg-houston rockets rampage
- Shandon Anderson will hit side of backboard while shooting wide open J from baseline.
- Terrell Brandon will play GREAT the first two weeks of the season, then get a hangnail and be out till next season
good topic necrom.
good to see you are no longer locked into a sprewell vs houston debate with knickologist
Posted by prodson:
good topic necrom.
good to see you are no longer locked into a sprewell vs houston debate with knickologist

No need to get into it now. Housless is around for years to come; I got nothing but time to keep ripping into him.
Where is KO anyway?
- Karnivore will set record for proposed three way deals
- tkf will start an initiative to ban KMART from the NBA
- ARES will not like one coach in the NBA and won't understand why Martin always singles him out
- Necrom will start a swiss cheese manufacturing facility and name it... Housless
- Bobby D will still be shaking his head why Nets didn't win
- Prod will pick the Saints every game next season and think of writing his book
- Rockets will get restraining order against Playa for stalking JVG and continue to be WRONG about everything
- Derty will be depressed somewhere, not knowing where we're at
- never know what Swish is going to do
- Gony and Rain will still be trying to make sense of Knicks situation
- I'll be diagnosed with health problems as a result of Knicks futility
HAHAHAHAHA pike. funny
necrom, knicklogist still posts. he just uses his real id playa2