NBA · Next Season - Predictions (page 1)

necrom33 @ 6/17/2003 11:27 AM
- The Lakers go for 70 wins, by hook or by crook
- The Knicks tease and tease... and still miss playoffs
- Houston Rockets make the playoffs
- Scott LayDUMB gets an extension
- jkidd snaps at reporter who asks him "Do you regret staying in NJ?" one too many times
- cwebb FINALLY brings the thunder in playoff crunchtime, but will it be enuff?
- Playa announces that Houston will tune out JVG NEXT season
- Kwame Brown shows up for half a season... again
- Lebron has his first back-to-back single-digit scoring games and someone calls him a bust
- kmart makes the All-Star team for the first time. tkf calls it a fix
- Ed Tapscott blows the Charlotte Bobcat's first ever draft choice, then trades for Frederic Weis' rights
- Tim Floyd drops Charlotte to the Knicks' level
- Allan Housless laughs all the way to the bank, but still won't drive the lane
- Larry Brown keeps Detroit's D in gear, and adds an offense
- Daily News Postas SHOULD know better, but still get involved in the Fantasy League
- Every Knick victory is credited to Housless, every loss blamed on Sprewell
- Every Lebron moment is accompanied by a SportsCenter graph comparing his first 'whatever' to MJ's, Magic's and Bird's.
- The Knicks get less TV coverage than NJ
- Knick fans swear Milos is coming and will save the franchise
- Shaq will hurt his toe... again
Pike @ 6/17/2003 11:38 AM
Posted by necrom33:

- Scott LayDUMB gets an extension

This is NOT funny!!

playa2 @ 6/17/2003 12:01 PM
Daily News Postas SHOULD know better, but still get involved in the Fantasy League. Necromancer , you're a fool man that was so funny
ARES @ 6/17/2003 12:24 PM
every prediction of a certain fellow will be wrong again.
ARES @ 6/17/2003 12:25 PM
Vanessa bryant will divorce kobe and get half
ARES @ 6/17/2003 12:28 PM
layden will add yet another 7 foot white stiff, and call it the "final piece" to prosperity. he will have deep devout religous ties.

Chaney will win the Richie kotite award for most polite loser.
ARES @ 6/17/2003 12:31 PM
David Stern will rename the conferences from east to West to junior Varsity and Varsity, for ratings purposes
ARES @ 6/17/2003 12:31 PM
some one on the portland payroll will be arrested
ARES @ 6/17/2003 12:33 PM
15 games in some one will report on the new improve dallas d, and half the country will repeat them have great defense in there 114- 106 like wins, until the playoffs every one will say there defense Sucks, and that reporter will remain anonymous
ARES @ 6/17/2003 12:34 PM
clarence weatherspoon will convert his first dunk as a knick
ARES @ 6/17/2003 12:36 PM
Tmac will be calling Hill a Chump, for not playing and helping them get out the first round.
necrom33 @ 6/17/2003 12:41 PM
If the Wiz win one more game it because MJ didn't let them develop. If they lose one more, it's because they couldn't thrive without his leadership!

[Edited by - necrom33 on 06/17/2003 12:44:02]
ARES @ 6/17/2003 12:44 PM
playa will be watching every Rocket game coming in here telling the story like a 6th grade girl witnessing a candy theft.
Pike @ 6/17/2003 12:50 PM
prodson @ 6/17/2003 1:18 PM
i will come and recite how playa made a post referring to the spurs about it "being easy to win with a 7 footer selected as the 1st pick and just add pieces"...

and then he won't understand how i will have just underminded him and his jvg-houston rockets rampage
Pike @ 6/17/2003 1:48 PM
- Shandon Anderson will hit side of backboard while shooting wide open J from baseline.
necrom33 @ 6/17/2003 1:57 PM
- Terrell Brandon will play GREAT the first two weeks of the season, then get a hangnail and be out till next season
prodson @ 6/17/2003 2:20 PM
good topic necrom.

good to see you are no longer locked into a sprewell vs houston debate with knickologist


necrom33 @ 6/17/2003 2:29 PM
Posted by prodson:

good topic necrom.

good to see you are no longer locked into a sprewell vs houston debate with knickologist




No need to get into it now. Housless is around for years to come; I got nothing but time to keep ripping into him.

Where is KO anyway?
Pike @ 6/17/2003 2:35 PM
- Karnivore will set record for proposed three way deals
- tkf will start an initiative to ban KMART from the NBA
- ARES will not like one coach in the NBA and won't understand why Martin always singles him out
- Necrom will start a swiss cheese manufacturing facility and name it... Housless
- Bobby D will still be shaking his head why Nets didn't win
- Prod will pick the Saints every game next season and think of writing his book
- Rockets will get restraining order against Playa for stalking JVG and continue to be WRONG about everything
- Derty will be depressed somewhere, not knowing where we're at
- never know what Swish is going to do
- Gony and Rain will still be trying to make sense of Knicks situation
- I'll be diagnosed with health problems as a result of Knicks futility
prodson @ 6/17/2003 2:46 PM
HAHAHAHAHA pike. funny


necrom, knicklogist still posts. he just uses his real id playa2

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