Eny, you're boy Lee Rouson was at the parade today!
Posted by VDesai:
Eny, you're boy Lee Rouson was at the parade today!
Did he make the press conference too? Did he mention the church event so you guys won't think I'm lying?
Posted by martin:
Posted by NYKBocker:
I thought this was a thread about Seinfeld.
no soup for you
Speakin of soup......its pretty filling. This dude at my job ordered a meal from a chinese spot and ordered egg drop soup. He changed his mind on the egg drop soup but didn't wanna save it cuz its definately not a good move. So he offered it to me. Remember that $1.25 I had in my pocket? Well its 5 cents now.....so fuck yeah I took it! It was delicious.
So yeah.....I'm sitting in starbucks now taking a very loud and stinky crap. Mucho gassy and watery. I been in here 10 minutes.....I left my computer out by itself. I hope nobody swiped it.....cuz I am so not finished.
True story!
So this is turning into a real Seinfeld episode for me today.
So I spent 15 minutes in that bathroom but nobody touched my stuff. Good.
Ok now I'm on the bus. The Bus is incredibly crowded. The bus driver gets on the mic and says, " everyone move to the back there is plenty of room!" Now I'm in the back and their aint no room! People are closer than butt cheeks. After 5 minutes, the driver gets on the mic again, yelling, saying "Move to the back. There is plenty of room! The bus is not leaving to people move back!"
Oh no!
There are mostly foreigners on the bus, asian, white and indian. Everyone is polite and really trying to huddle up. I'm in the back sitting in the corner getting pissed. I almost feel like yelling at the driver to just go cuz there really want any room.
The smallest, oldest asian lady finally said something to the bus driver after he actually got up and started shouting without the mic.
She said, "Please stop it Mr. Dirver! You yell too loud." The bus driver started barkin at the lady and she got louder than him and she said, "There is no more room. People listen. You don't! Go drive!"
I am losing it! It was hilarious. She was so timid looking and old. She could speak english better than I expected and she could carry her high pitched voice pretty high.
The bus driver had to laugh too. He just decided to finally leave.
I'm about to go vote now. What's gonna happen next?
LOL Good stuff Eny.
Whatever happens next, it better include Cheetos.
Posted by nyk4ever:
LOL Good stuff Eny.
Whatever happens next, it better include Cheetos.
I was hoping I could make it home without inccident......but.......
I meet my sister at the polls tonight. She is anxious to vote Obama baby. Well we find our district and tell the lady our name so she can find our spot in the book. My sister was like, "hi, my name is enysis(that's her real UK name btw though she never posts), e-n-y-s-i-s" . The lady replied, "wait, wait, wait, your gonna have to spell that for me." My sis puzzled says, "what? Um ok e-n-y-s-i-s". I'm dying laughing. The lady must have caught how stupid she was cuz she had that "doo doo face". Ah well after searching the names, in alphabetical order mind you, turns out we were at the wrong table.
Anyway we get to our correct table where the people were like rocket scientists compared to that lady. Turns out our mom was there but not us! Anyway that's totally retarded cuz we all have maintained the same address. So we had to pass a write in.
Before they let us do that the lady said, "you can fill out a write in but I'm afraid you can't". What? So I'm like, "why not?" She goes, " cuz you don't have a pen." I guess everyone working for the place took the little yellow bus to the polls.
So we did that and got outta there. Got some chinese and headed home. Ate that.....watching espn......
Its cheetos time! Got a bag waiting for me under my pillow....for the night cap.
i just ate an entire toblerone. i am one fucking pig.
haha... thats good stuff. This fall I was getting crushed by legal fees, future ex wife crap and Marv never paid me back for that denture glue he needed so bad.
So I understand the $1.25 budget day before pay day.
All I gotta say is this:
Posted by EnySpree:
Posted by nyk4ever:
LOL Good stuff Eny.
Whatever happens next, it better include Cheetos.
I was hoping I could make it home without inccident......but.......
I meet my sister at the polls tonight. She is anxious to vote Obama baby. Well we find our district and tell the lady our name so she can find our spot in the book. My sister was like, "hi, my name is enysis(that's her real UK name btw though she never posts), e-n-y-s-i-s" . The lady replied, "wait, wait, wait, your gonna have to spell that for me." My sis puzzled says, "what? Um ok e-n-y-s-i-s". I'm dying laughing. The lady must have caught how stupid she was cuz she had that "doo doo face". Ah well after searching the names, in alphabetical order mind you, turns out we were at the wrong table.
Anyway we get to our correct table where the people were like rocket scientists compared to that lady. Turns out our mom was there but not us! Anyway that's totally retarded cuz we all have maintained the same address. So we had to pass a write in.
Before they let us do that the lady said, "you can fill out a write in but I'm afraid you can't". What? So I'm like, "why not?" She goes, " cuz you don't have a pen." I guess everyone working for the place took the little yellow bus to the polls.
So we did that and got outta there. Got some chinese and headed home. Ate that.....watching espn......
Its cheetos time! Got a bag waiting for me under my pillow....for the night cap.
I think you have some serious Asian fetish going on there my friend. First the old asian lady story and now eating some Chinese food.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
[Edited by - NYKBocker on 02-06-2008 11:11 AM]
Posted by EnySpree:
We always start threads about our feelings on something.
I have to take a massive dump.
Other than that I'm fine.
Do you ever get up from taking a dump and look down in surpise at how full the bowl is? And this is after you already went earlier today? And then later you have to go again and you're like... what the hell did I eat last night? A three dump day. Hallelujah. Birds are singing. Your body feels lighter. Colors seem more vivid. Ever have that?
Posted by kam77:
Posted by EnySpree:
We always start threads about our feelings on something.
I have to take a massive dump.
Other than that I'm fine.
Do you ever get up from taking a dump and look down in surpise at how full the bowl is? And this is after you already went earlier today? And then later you have to go again and you're like... what the hell did I eat last night? A three dump day. Hallelujah. Birds are singing. Your body feels lighter. Colors seem more vivid. Ever have that?
No but there is a beautiful sunset today.
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Posted by GKFv2:
Posted by kam77:
Posted by EnySpree:
We always start threads about our feelings on something.
I have to take a massive dump.
Other than that I'm fine.
Do you ever get up from taking a dump and look down in surpise at how full the bowl is? And this is after you already went earlier today? And then later you have to go again and you're like... what the hell did I eat last night? A three dump day. Hallelujah. Birds are singing. Your body feels lighter. Colors seem more vivid. Ever have that?
No but there is a beautiful sunset today.
</notgay>
Ever go days without a dump? Thats weird as hell cuz you tecnically should dump something off at least once.
I remember I spent a week with my uncle a few years back and he said, "I never saw someone eat so much and never take a shit." Had me worried like a muthafuka. I seriously went least 5 days without taking a dump. Like where did it go?
[Edited by - enyspree on 06-02-2008 8:18 PM]
Posted by EnySpree:
Posted by GKFv2:
Posted by kam77:
Posted by EnySpree:
We always start threads about our feelings on something.
I have to take a massive dump.
Other than that I'm fine.
Do you ever get up from taking a dump and look down in surpise at how full the bowl is? And this is after you already went earlier today? And then later you have to go again and you're like... what the hell did I eat last night? A three dump day. Hallelujah. Birds are singing. Your body feels lighter. Colors seem more vivid. Ever have that?
No but there is a beautiful sunset today.
</notgay>
Ever go days without a dump? Thats weird as hell cuz you tecnically should dump something off at least once.
I remember I spent a week with my uncle a few years back and he said, "I never saw someone eat so much and never take a shit." Had me worried like a muthafuka. I seriously went least 5 days without taking a dump. Like where did it go?
[Edited by - enyspree on 06-02-2008 8:18 PM]
inhibited bowel syndrome.
I take a dump once ever 2-3 days. That's just me. Although I've had times where I go everyday. It's pretty weird.
We need to dump half the threads on here.
Speakin of which, where the hell is Guns? We miss you buddy boy.
