Clemens life is unraveling like a country western song!
sanctimonious purity
What a great line.
Clemens should have just said he used it a few times, is sorry, and gave McNameee 2 mil cash to STFU.
Bonnie,
Sorry I got on the forum so late. Given what we know about you, that (by your own words and myspace pics for public display) that your vertically challanged and at near 30 youve been romantically deprived.
So at 15 you peaked?
Ok, if so vertically challanged, and like most at 15 a bit scrawney, then what 21 year old mentally challanged slut was doing with the little (im gonna assume your very intelligent as your lifetime academic persuit) 15 year old recluse freaky kid?
please tell us in all its freaky little details how this all came to happen! And "screwing" inplies multiple occurance.
Or
Were you at your aunts lake house for the summer (long island summer polution hurt your allergies) and one day you were playing with your nija turtle collection vs. Power Rangers action figures when you bulemic cousin, fresh from rehab and counseling from her stepfathers intrusions was feeling "frisky" (unbalanced meds make her depressed) so while aunty was away and those reruns of "Love American Style" were making her horney, she'd corrupt here little freaky and break his cute little cherry!
Sorry Bonnie, nobody brags on that kind of thing unless they havn't gotten much in between.
Whats ever became of your Cuz anyway? She plow her mustang 5.0 into a telephone pole with no seatbelt on? Still problematic depression thinking about how bad it must have been in her early twenties while her friends were off to college and she is deciding on either rubbing peanut butter on her snatch for the family pooch to lick off or manipulate her little freaky man child?
I would imagine the girl was singing in a bar traveling with her mother. Even at 15. I think the prerequisite to being a country singer is to hit it pretty young, then hitch up and be abused all while stardom in rising. Then have a kid, get abused more and hit the skids. The comebacks in your early 30's, and a grandmother make for a nice story. Great line to story, she is under probation for hitting her mother.
Imagine, this girl is getting Superstar clemens attention at 15, while Bonnie is up in the Catskills getting bonked by his bulimic depressed college dropout slut cousin.
Little Red Bonnie with big cuz: