Being as I'm 5'10 and white, dunking is not even remotely an option. When I need a bucket I get into the lane.
i usually stop by the KFC drive thru & grab me a family bucket.
but if you're talking about on the court, i go right & stop & pop for a midrange J on the baseline, cuz i can't go left to save my life.
You can replace 'slam dunk' in the first option with 'STRONG LAYUP!'.
Dribble left pullup. I'll stick that shiot in NYK4eva's face all day.
Posted by Bippity10:
Dribble left pullup. I'll stick that shiot in NYK4eva's face all day.
You will not drain it in my face. You won't be able to even see the rim with my hand blocking your view.
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Bippity10:
Dribble left pullup. I'll stick that shiot in NYK4eva's face all day.
You will not drain it in my face. You won't be able to even see the rim with my hand blocking your view.
Why, are you going to be on a ladder?
Posted by Bippity10:
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Bippity10:
Dribble left pullup. I'll stick that shiot in NYK4eva's face all day.
You will not drain it in my face. You won't be able to even see the rim with my hand blocking your view.
Why, are you going to be on a ladder?
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Bippity10:
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Bippity10:
Dribble left pullup. I'll stick that shiot in NYK4eva's face all day.
You will not drain it in my face. You won't be able to even see the rim with my hand blocking your view.
Why, are you going to be on a ladder?

Dude I'll sky over you. And when the shot goes through the net and I'm still in the air I'll send you a letter letting you know how bad your defense was.
Posted by Bippity10:
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Bippity10:
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Bippity10:
Dribble left pullup. I'll stick that shiot in NYK4eva's face all day.
You will not drain it in my face. You won't be able to even see the rim with my hand blocking your view.
Why, are you going to be on a ladder?

Dude I'll sky over you. And when the shot goes through the net and I'm still in the air I'll send you a letter letting you know how bad your defense was.
That statement is totally send closk.
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Bippity10:
Dribble left pullup. I'll stick that shiot in NYK4eva's face all day.
You will not drain it in my face. You won't be able to even see the rim with my hand blocking your view.
Your defense is send closk biotch!!
Posted by Bippity10:
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Bippity10:
Dribble left pullup. I'll stick that shiot in NYK4eva's face all day.
You will not drain it in my face. You won't be able to even see the rim with my hand blocking your view.
Your defense is send closk biotch!!
I know, First Team All Defense. You don't have to tell me twice.
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Bippity10:
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Bippity10:
Dribble left pullup. I'll stick that shiot in NYK4eva's face all day.
You will not drain it in my face. You won't be able to even see the rim with my hand blocking your view.
Your defense is send closk biotch!!
I know, First Team All Defense. You don't have to tell me twice.
Damnn I fell victim to my own Send closk. That is really send closked.
Posted by Bippity10:
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Bippity10:
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Bippity10:
Dribble left pullup. I'll stick that shiot in NYK4eva's face all day.
You will not drain it in my face. You won't be able to even see the rim with my hand blocking your view.
Your defense is send closk biotch!!
I know, First Team All Defense. You don't have to tell me twice.
Damnn I fell victim to my own Send closk. That is really send closked.
Can't wait to leave work and go out and get send closked tonight.
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Bippity10:
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Bippity10:
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Bippity10:
Dribble left pullup. I'll stick that shiot in NYK4eva's face all day.
You will not drain it in my face. You won't be able to even see the rim with my hand blocking your view.
Your defense is send closk biotch!!
I know, First Team All Defense. You don't have to tell me twice.
Damnn I fell victim to my own Send closk. That is really send closked.
Can't wait to leave work and go out and get send closked tonight.
amen brotha!
Posted by Bippity10:
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Bippity10:
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Bippity10:
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Bippity10:
Dribble left pullup. I'll stick that shiot in NYK4eva's face all day.
You will not drain it in my face. You won't be able to even see the rim with my hand blocking your view.
Your defense is send closk biotch!!
I know, First Team All Defense. You don't have to tell me twice.
Damnn I fell victim to my own Send closk. That is really send closked.
Can't wait to leave work and go out and get send closked tonight.
amen brotha!
even allanfan, when given the chance to get allanfan'd tonight, said, "frankly i prefer to get send closked."


i'm telling you, this s**t is sweeping the nation!
Posted by Marv:
Posted by Bippity10:
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Bippity10:
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Bippity10:
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Bippity10:
Dribble left pullup. I'll stick that shiot in NYK4eva's face all day.
You will not drain it in my face. You won't be able to even see the rim with my hand blocking your view.
Your defense is send closk biotch!!
I know, First Team All Defense. You don't have to tell me twice.
Damnn I fell victim to my own Send closk. That is really send closked.
Can't wait to leave work and go out and get send closked tonight.
amen brotha!
even allanfan, when given the chance to get allanfan'd tonight, said, "frankly i prefer to get send closked." 
i'm telling you, this s**t is sweeping the nation!
It's send closking baby!!!!!!!!!!
This thread has been totally send closkd.
I got a few:
Turnaround jumper. I'm 6'4" 200 and grew up watching Ewing... what do you expect. Any way, I'm big enough to post, but not big enough to gain separation by backing some beast down. Not saying I do it well, but just attempting the shot tends to get the guards collapse and I can hit the open man.
McHale's move. In the high post facing the basket, McHale had this move where he'd take one foot, drag it across his body, and plant it so his leg blocks his opponent's hip. Great way to get to the basket or force the open to cheat, which sets up my dribble which is at best average.
I have no idea what to call this, but if I get into a groove with a guard, he'll drive east/west, I'll curl behind him the opposite direction, jab step and pull the trigger.
We are saturating the market with this send closk stuff. I am going to take a short send closkus from using the phrase send closk
Yea, I was just about to say: don't send closk my poll!
Posted by SupremeCommander:
I got a few:
Turnaround jumper. I'm 6'4" 200 and grew up watching Ewing... what do you expect. Any way, I'm big enough to post, but not big enough to gain separation by backing some beast down. Not saying I do it well, but just attempting the shot tends to get the guards collapse and I can hit the open man.
McHale's move. In the high post facing the basket, McHale had this move where he'd take one foot, drag it across his body, and plant it so his leg blocks his opponent's hip. Great way to get to the basket or force the open to cheat, which sets up my dribble which is at best average.
I have no idea what to call this, but if I get into a groove with a guard, he'll drive east/west, I'll curl behind him the opposite direction, jab step and pull the trigger.
Yes, but if you had one move, which one do you use. I'm confident with a few, but on game point I'm going left for the pullup. What are you doing my friend. No hemming and hawing MJ. You got one move, what is it?
[Edited by - bippity10 on 17-04-2009 5:05 PM]