one time this bootie call chick i had came over & pulled out a box of altoids from her bag... i was like, "what, i got funky breath or something?" & she goes "no, that's a surprise i have in store for you"... so she pops 2 altoids into her mouth, & well, she goes to work... lemme tell u, that sheit was soothing yet curiously invigorating... i highly recommend you cacas try & convince your girls to bestow upon you the altoid bukkakalacka... your lives will never be the same.
What inspired this thread TMS? Been watching a lot of porno today?
what kinda question is that to ask the bukkake king?
if i attempted to answer this question, i think the site would be closed down...
Posted by jimimou:
if i attempted to answer this question, i think the site would be closed down...
jesus, it involves bonn and his dogs? that's just disgusting dude.
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by jimimou:
if i attempted to answer this question, i think the site would be closed down...
jesus, it involves bonn and his dogs? that's just disgusting dude.
how'd you know it was a threesome???
Posted by jimimou:
if i attempted to answer this question, i think the site would be closed down...
meh
[Edited by - supremecommander on 05-21-2009 10:56 AM]
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by jimimou:
if i attempted to answer this question, i think the site would be closed down...
jesus, it involves bonn and his dogs? that's just disgusting dude.
Ohhh, that is too mean but that is also too f'in funny.
Posted by TMS:
one time this bootie call chick i had came over & pulled out a box of altoids from her bag... i was like, "what, i got funky breath or something?" & she goes "no, that's a surprise i have in store for you"... so she pops 2 altoids into her mouth, & well, she goes to work... lemme tell u, that sheit was soothing yet curiously invigorating... i highly recommend you cacas try & convince your girls to bestow upon you the altoid bukkakalacka... your lives will never be the same.
I read that exact story in Cosmo or Glamour like 6 years ago it's literally verbatim!
Done my share of freaky 'ish, and I have the ointments, creams, and clinical visits to show for it.
Concerning the spirit of the thread. I dunno, but I'll tell you that one hasn't lived until he has had his butthole licked like an ice cream cone. And thats real talk.
