Off Topic · How to kiss a woman by Captain Kirk (page 1)

(watch to the end)

i've been doing this for years

perfect metaphor for the type of behavior most females love...if you're nice they gonna shyt on you and call you soft --- hence their facination with "bad boys". You dont necessarily have to get physical, but you have to show them your "respect my swag" side or you gonna get stepped on, real talk

Exhibit A:

BTW, I dont get Star Trek at all.

[Edited by - sebstar on 09-15-2009 1:36 PM]

Posted by sebstar:

perfect metaphor for the type of behavior most females love...if you're nice they gonna shyt on you and call you soft --- hence their facination with "bad boys". You dont necessarily have to get physical, but you have to show them your "respect my swag" side or you gonna get stepped on, real talk

Exhibit A:

BTW, I dont get Star Trek at all.

[Edited by - sebstar on 09-15-2009 1:36 PM]

holy crap that chickenhead reminds me of my ex wife.

Posted by sebstar:

perfect metaphor for the type of behavior most females love...if you're nice they gonna shyt on you and call you soft --- hence their facination with "bad boys". You dont necessarily have to get physical, but you have to show them your "respect my swag" side or you gonna get stepped on, real talk

Exhibit A:

BTW, I dont get Star Trek at all.

[Edited by - sebstar on 09-15-2009 1:36 PM]

I really want to punch that woman but I'm a man so I'll pay a hooker to do it for me.

Posted by kam77:

i've been doing this for years

Kissing and then getting punched by guys in black bras?

damn TMS...you used to be married?

unfortunately yes.

Posted by Bonn1997:

Posted by kam77:

i've been doing this for years

Kissing and then getting punched by guys in black bras?

what, like its so special?

Posted by sebstar:


BTW, I dont get Star Trek at all.

[Edited by - sebstar on 09-15-2009 1:36 PM]

eddie'll clue you in.
audio nsfw

Damn Eddy was off that white, white something serious in that video.

Only reason why you posted that, Marv, is because you have one of those pleather, Beverly Hills Cop, red jumpsuits in your closet and you feel insecure whenever you wear it --- you post that video to feel better about yourself and remind you of the good ol' days.

Sorry Eddy. NOT SOLD. Star Trek is boring as it is creepy. Just give me my Forensic Files and I'm cool.

Btw, I have pulled down a couple of panties and seen the green. Thats when you know to put two rubbers on.

i'd still wear it but sadly i've discovered that no matter how hard you try you just can’t suck love handles in.

Posted by Marv:

i'd still wear it but sadly i've discovered that no matter how hard you try you just can’t suck love handles in.

You're skinny as hell. [joe wilson] YOU LIE [/Joe Wilson].

Something is going on here and I dont like it. I'm going to get to the bottom of this!!

Something smells funny and its not your dirty ass penny loafers.