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what kind of bees like milk?

boo-bies...

Mujo and Haso went to soccer game. They made an agreement - when any team achieve one goal they will take one dram of beer. Soccer game ended with score 0:0. Then Mujo said to Haso:

- "Haso, let's go to the basketball game!"

Little Patrick asked for a bike for his birthday.
His dad said "we'd get you one but the mortgage is £80,000 and your mum has lost her job."
Next day Patrick walked out with his suitcase packed.
His dad asked "Where u going?" Patrick replied "I walked past your room last night and heard you tell mum you were pulling out, then I heard her tell you to wait because she was cummin too, and i'm not staying here on my own with an £80,000 mortgage & no f**king bike!"