Off Topic · Real Men Of Genius: (page 1)

gunsnewing @ 2/5/2004 9:50 AM
hahaha this is hilarious! You know the commercials, check this one out.



BUD LIGHT PRESENTS, REAL MEN OF GENIUS

Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuus!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan

"Mr. Really Mad Internet Spo-orts Fan!"

Only YOU can fully appreciate the mind-blowing tragedy of a bunch of 18-22 year old athletes you'll never meet, losing a game.

"Don't you TAAAAALK to me about perspective!!"

While others are too preoccupied with things like real life, you take your anger directly to the place where it will make the absolute least possible impact: An Internet discussion forum.

"Loggin' on now!"

Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every which way, and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of the pieces sticks to the wall - regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor before that.

"See I told you sooooooo!!"

And if some idiot newspaper columnist has the gall to not be as incensed as you are, you unleash your fury down upon him with all the tenacity and mercilessness of a rabid pit bull with a tender buttock locked in its jaws.

"Total anonymity!"

So keep clicking away, oh Marauder of the Mousepad. Because when the results you so desire finally come about years from now, you can say it was because YOU demanded it."

"How come they haven't fired that dumba"s coach yet?"

Nalod @ 2/5/2004 10:06 AM

hey, we resemble that remark!
playa2 @ 2/5/2004 12:19 PM
Jealousy is like a drug, you can never get enough, you even cough out loud , but you still take another puff. You mock other people and dislike what they do , and when they recieve props, you really wish it was you. You beg for attention , even lift up your nose, by the time i'm done writing, you will be exposed. Who I am, what I do, shouldn't concern you at all, But you talk about me daily hoping to see me fall. You lie, you hate, even in sports debates and you wonder why is difficult for people to relate...to you by the way you ways always carrying a stench, just like a RUNAWAY or city bum, on a park bench. I really don't understand ,your insecure at the least, a lot of pinned up anger that you need to release.


TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
Nalod @ 2/5/2004 1:40 PM
goget it, Player,

I hope your time institutionalized is helping you.

Love,

Nalod (Nedyal)
playa2 @ 2/5/2004 2:46 PM
That was sic Nalod, hey are you getting any splinters sitting on the fence.
daddynel @ 2/5/2004 8:35 PM
that has nothing to do w/me. i have no problem w/our coach.(wilkens)
Mac @ 2/6/2004 2:19 AM
That's funny. Good stuff.
jrodmc @ 9/11/2014 1:25 PM
Loved these commercials. They were one of the few ads that always translated well to radio.
Nalod @ 9/11/2014 1:44 PM
Jrod want back, WAAAAAY back to get that one.
IronWillGiroud @ 9/11/2014 8:00 PM
hahaha nice by guns
gunsnewing @ 9/11/2014 8:41 PM
Woah throw back Thursday lol
That commercial was epic and rings true a decade later!

Now I get a kick out of those Brad Benson Hyundai radio commercials

Couldn't find that one but found this

jrodmc @ 9/12/2014 8:27 AM
"efffffffff youuuuuuuu"
Nice work guns.
LOL
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