Knicks · Hi - I am a newbie (page 3)

NYKBocker wrote:

SupremeCommander wrote:

BasketballJones wrote:

mrKnickShot wrote:I have been enjoying this forum for a while as a guest and finally spent the money and became a member :-)

It seems that the hottest topic on this board is should MDA be fired? Was this debacle of a season (partly) his fault? Is it up to him to impose a defensive attitude even if his players are from a non-defensive denomination?

I could go either way on this since it is a relatively tough choice (though I could care less if he was let go). I have decided to side with the MODS who seem to vehemently support and defend the coach (ALA talk show hosts who seem to know better than us average/avid knee jerk fans). Being a newbie, I would like to start on the right foot and not getting the Boss' upset at me :-)

Welcome to the board mks. I hope you have taken the time to properly study the board's history, as there will be a pop quiz administered to establish your continued eligibility to post. Be prepared to answer important board-history-related questions such as:

General board knowledge:
1.  What (or who) is a gay robot?
2.  Who is dido, and what is his name on that other sports board?
4.  Who is saramae?
5.  Who is TrueBlue. What was TrueBlue's name before it became TrueBlue?  What is his name now?
6.  Who is Bippity10, and why should you avoid him?
7.  Who is Bippity01?
8.  Who is Bobo?
9.  What is the name of eVil's band
10. What is a "Larry Lover"?
11. What kind of truck does Marbury drive, and, if asked, should you get in?
12. What is the date of "talk like a Pirate" day in 2011?
13. Create a list of five Larry Lovers
14. Create a list of five UK "homers" from the Isiah Thomas era
15. Create a list of five "Hatters" from the Isiah Thomas era
16. Name three BRIGGs NBA draft picks that the Knicks could have gotten, 
    but passed on, who later went on to be stars
17. Name five BRIGGs stock picks that would have made you a millionaire had you purchased them 
    when Briggs recommended them.
Essay questions:
18. Describe Don Chaney's departure from the Knicks in 10 words or less
19. Write a 1000 word essay describing the strengths and weaknesses of Eric Chenowith's game
20. Attend three "JD & The Straight Shot" concerts.  Write a 5000 word article and get it 
    published in Rolling Stone
Math Questions:
21. There is one quarter tank of gas in Marbury's truck. The gas tank holds 25 gallons, and 
    the truck gets 7 miles per gallon.  Gas costs $4.15 per gallon,  It is approximately 2 miles 
    from Marbury's present location to St. John's University. If Marbury is able to lure a drunk 
    intern into his car outside St. John's university, what is his approximate per-minute opportunity 
    cost for this venture?  (Hint:  Don't forget to factor in the value of Marbury's time given his 
    Knicks-era salary of $15,000,000 per year.

Dude, I am sitting in a board room right now, supposedly writing a technical evaluantion report on some tenders, and the construction director just shot me a nasty glance because after I read that he saw me trying to hold th elaughter in and knows I am fucking off

pass the Cheetos

Yup. Thank god I am working from home today. Not commando as it is cold and I already turned off the heat . I just muted my phone on conf call and started cracking up.

How can send closk be omitted from this list? How about the Alba thread? How about the Alba Draft? How about the Alba tournament?

22. Name all the JJ's in Knicks history in the proper order and name the most costly.

23. Without checking any reference books or websites type out Bruno Sundov's per game stats from memory in his Knick career.

welcome newb.

bballjones with the hilarious quiz. i think i can answer every one of those.

eViL wrote:welcome newb.

bballjones with the hilarious quiz. i think i can answer every one of those.

Thanks. I hope that one day I can grow up and make all of you proud! Maybe even learn the answers to that crazy quiz.