Knicks · Nalod mocks the UK faithful (page 1)

"This team no longer amuses me! I desire to refrain from the UK until things are more positive!"

"give them 15 more games and then we dispose of the Pringle Man" "Bring in the Son of Wood with his beard as black as the night. It should fear those in its path".

"I don't have a better idea but as UK fan I demand a change to satisfy me." "Change amuses me!"

"The one called Baron shall bring me victory!"

"DIspose of those who fail me and replace with better talent, and DON"T TELL ME I HAVE TO CONSIDER THE CAP! I AM THE CAP!"

"Bring me the days or yore when men were men and faught like true Gladiators! "Ewing and Oakley, now they were true Gladiators!"

"Camby was not weak or fragile here! I choose to believe what I wish!"

"Why can't it be like 1999!" "I demand it"!

"Dipose of Amare and Melo you must. Bring me Howard and Williams at once."

"Bring me the Shy man of Wilson as he brings me joy"

"Cap space? Compensatino issue? DOn't bother me with such mundane details! BRING HIM TO ME!"

"Crowns are championed with gladiators of the likes of Carmeloius Anthony and The Jew of Statamire"

"The team must perform to my expectations or I will turn my back and deny it my affections"

"The Pringle man neither amuses me with his dour personality nor wins my confidence. Perhaps the lions will feel othewise"!

loweyecue wrote:As Harper Lee would have said Off with his(Nalod's) head!

If it would end my tortured existance and bring me peace perhaps this would be a wise choice!

I guess this is an unofficial mocking though, so it hurts less.

Nalod wrote:

loweyecue wrote:As Harper Lee would have said Off with his(Nalod's) head!

If it would end my tortured existance and bring me peace perhaps this would be a wise choice!

Nalod wrote:Y'all sound like this......

"This team no longer amuses me! I desire to refrain from the UK until things are more positive!"

"give them 15 more games and then we dispose of the Pringle Man" "Bring in the Son of Wood with his beard as black as the night. It should fear those in its path".

"I don't have a better idea but as UK fan I demand a change to satisfy me." "Change amuses me!"

"The one called Baron shall bring me victory!"

"DIspose of those who fail me and replace with better talent, and DON"T TELL ME I HAVE TO CONSIDER THE CAP! I AM THE CAP!"

"Bring me the days or yore when men were men and faught like true Gladiators! "Ewing and Oakley, now they were true Gladiators!"

"Camby was not weak or fragile here! I choose to believe what I wish!"

"Why can't it be like 1999!" "I demand it"!

"Make Herb go to Erie and coach the team. It is what I want!"

"Banish Landry until he plays like he did last year. He should work on his shot to satisfy me!"

"Brittany Kerr stirs my loins! Bring her to me!"

"What if Melo was not born, tell me what my team would look like?"

"The smooth skinned Asian boy, play him! His game amuses me!"

"Do not even bring Thy wifes name across thy lips or I shall have those lips fed to thy dogs!"

Nalod wrote:"the season is done, Bring me the Dwight Howard of Orlando Florida, Amare and Tyson don't amuse me any more!"

LMFAO My favorite one.

Nalod wrote:

loweyecue wrote:As Harper Lee would have said Off with his(Nalod's) head!

If it would end my tortured existance and bring me peace perhaps this would be a wise choice!

It would definitely help the quality of your posts.
Although the Charlotte game thread was a very, very, very high water mark.
Along the lines of the immortal "be careful, don't get hurt" lockout thread...

"Bring me thy youths, thy Harvard Lin, thou Jeering Jerome, why even bringest me thy broken Jorts to provide the blood, sweat and smiles of death that I demand. Better the offering of fresh, cohesive, hustling blood then the disconnected, dry rickets of the starphucqued...the Gallos be damned"

It would definitely help the quality of your posts.

"shall it be me the conscience of the UK? Shall it be me who defines posts of quality vs. those that waste my time? Tell me citizens of the UK and I shall lead you not with a humble hand, but with cunning and contempt for those who defile the republic, and all that it attempts!"

"Increase thy post count as a measure of my commitment!"