I just thought what are the things happening during a Knicks game that can be fun to call for shots.. would love to hear some ideas. I'll start:
Camera shot to a celebrity. Double shots if female (hi Kate Upton...)
I don't drink but I will give a couple.
Lin falls
Lin's nose bleeds
The cut away to an asian fan everytime Lin does something
Fields bricks or airballs an open jumper
Fields Tries a jump pass only to throw the ball directly to defender
Fields goes 1 for 2 Freethrows
After Fields throw a lob over the backboard or out of bounds
When Fields walks after an awkward looking headfake
Baron throws a Lob to nowhere
Amare yells "And One" or "That's a foul"
After Amare spazzes a dunk
Clean wrote:I don't drink but I will give a couple.Lin falls
Lin's nose bleeds
The cut away to an asian fan everytime Lin does something
Fields bricks or airballs an open jumper
Fields Tries a jump pass only to throw the ball directly to defender
Fields goes 1 for 2 Freethrows
After Fields throw a lob over the backboard or out of bounds
When Fields walks after an awkward looking headfake
Baron throws a Lob to nowhere
Amare yells "And One" or "That's a foul"
After Amare spazzes a dunk
When they show Melo on a stationary bike.
I like seeing how NBA players when they put their hand on their face it (their hand) is bigger than their whole head. Same when they hold a gatorade cup
When they show Melo with the half smile half grimace. Dang. You going to be drunk really quick with that one.
You're going to get alcohol poisoning by the time the game is over.
Clean wrote:I don't drink but I will give a couple.Lin falls
Lin's nose bleeds
The cut away to an asian fan everytime Lin does something
Fields bricks or airballs an open jumper
Fields Tries a jump pass only to throw the ball directly to defender
Fields goes 1 for 2 Freethrows
After Fields throw a lob over the backboard or out of bounds
When Fields walks after an awkward looking headfake
Baron throws a Lob to nowhere
Amare yells "And One" or "That's a foul"
After Amare spazzes a dunk
The Fields 1 for 2 Freethrows have kept Knicks fans drunk all season
Here are some positive ones:
A Novak 3
A Baron to JR Alley
A Fields Cut leading to layup
Jeffries taking a Charge
Shump imposing his Defensive will on a Player so Hard the Player just hands him the ball
Lin 4th Quarter Points
A Melo Spin Cycle Move
FoeDiddy wrote:Clean wrote:I don't drink but I will give a couple.Lin falls
Lin's nose bleeds
The cut away to an asian fan everytime Lin does something
Fields bricks or airballs an open jumper
Fields Tries a jump pass only to throw the ball directly to defender
Fields goes 1 for 2 Freethrows
After Fields throw a lob over the backboard or out of bounds
When Fields walks after an awkward looking headfake
Baron throws a Lob to nowhere
Amare yells "And One" or "That's a foul"
After Amare spazzes a dunk
The Fields 1 for 2 Freethrows have kept Knicks fans drunk all season
Here are some positive ones:
A Novak 3
A Baron to JR Alley
A Fields Cut leading to layup
Jeffries taking a Charge
Shump imposing his Defensive will on a Player so Hard the Player just hands him the ball
Lin 4th Quarter Points
A Melo Spin Cycle Move
When Novak does the Discount TripleCheck.
ChuckBuck wrote:FoeDiddy wrote:Clean wrote:I don't drink but I will give a couple.Lin falls
Lin's nose bleeds
The cut away to an asian fan everytime Lin does something
Fields bricks or airballs an open jumper
Fields Tries a jump pass only to throw the ball directly to defender
Fields goes 1 for 2 Freethrows
After Fields throw a lob over the backboard or out of bounds
When Fields walks after an awkward looking headfake
Baron throws a Lob to nowhere
Amare yells "And One" or "That's a foul"
After Amare spazzes a dunk
The Fields 1 for 2 Freethrows have kept Knicks fans drunk all season
Here are some positive ones:
A Novak 3
A Baron to JR Alley
A Fields Cut leading to layup
Jeffries taking a Charge
Shump imposing his Defensive will on a Player so Hard the Player just hands him the ball
Lin 4th Quarter Points
A Melo Spin Cycle Move
When Novak does the Discount TripleCheck.
He needs to start saving them for bigger moments lol...he does it like it's whatever now..No Emotion. Cold Blooded Killer
FoeDiddy wrote:ChuckBuck wrote:FoeDiddy wrote:Clean wrote:I don't drink but I will give a couple.Lin falls
Lin's nose bleeds
The cut away to an asian fan everytime Lin does something
Fields bricks or airballs an open jumper
Fields Tries a jump pass only to throw the ball directly to defender
Fields goes 1 for 2 Freethrows
After Fields throw a lob over the backboard or out of bounds
When Fields walks after an awkward looking headfake
Baron throws a Lob to nowhere
Amare yells "And One" or "That's a foul"
After Amare spazzes a dunk
The Fields 1 for 2 Freethrows have kept Knicks fans drunk all season
Here are some positive ones:
A Novak 3
A Baron to JR Alley
A Fields Cut leading to layup
Jeffries taking a Charge
Shump imposing his Defensive will on a Player so Hard the Player just hands him the ball
Lin 4th Quarter Points
A Melo Spin Cycle Move
When Novak does the Discount TripleCheck.
He needs to start saving them for bigger moments lol...he does it like it's whatever now..No Emotion. Cold Blooded Killer
He should save it for when he hits like 4 3's in a game or shots to beat the clock. Right now I just laugh because he looks goofy doing it.
When they show coaches glorious goatee.
Everytime they show his Pre and Post game press conference I have to watch it twice because the first time I get lost staring at his goatee and don't listen to what he says. It is so perfectly round with no missing patches in sight! It is so black it looks like he touches it up with shoe polish.
Clean wrote:When they show coaches glorious goatee. Everytime they show his Pre and Post game press conference I have to watch it twice because the first time I get lost staring at his goatee and don't listen to what he says. It is so perfectly round with no missing patches in sight! It is so black it looks like he touches it up with shoe polish.
He's going for Clyde's Just for Men contract...he better watch out.
definitely after a Novak three...shots go back when he throws on the belt
Clean wrote:When they show coaches glorious goatee. Everytime they show his Pre and Post game press conference I have to watch it twice because the first time I get lost staring at his goatee and don't listen to what he says. It is so perfectly round with no missing patches in sight! It is so black it looks like he touches it up with shoe polish.
That ish has the power to hypnotize. I have seen its power. Fear the facial hair !!
