Denver is facing elimination down 1-3.
I LOST 10 percent with my new car insurance
StarMelo is a one-dimensional ISO player.
Woodson is a one-dimensional defensive coach.
Jeremy Lin's knee injury makes him damaged goods.
Amare is done.
Landry Fields is a bust.
Tony Douglas is the worst basketball player in the history of the universe.
Tyson Chandler has no offensive game.
JR Smith is a bonehead.
Mike Bibby is over the hill.
Iman Shumpert will never be the same again.
Steve Novak can't get his own shot.
Josh Harrelson has a low ceiling.
Jerome Jordan and Jeffries both have the initials "JJ". Need I say more?
Dan Gadzuric is a has-been.
Baron Davis will never play another pro basketball game ever again.
Dolan is an idiot.
Isiah Thomas is still exerting an influence over the team, and is waiting in the wings for his chance to take over again.
Kenny Atkinson, Jim Todd, Darrell Walker, Herb Williams : They all suck.
Roger Hinds can't train for shit.
Anthony Goenaga isn't much better.
The Garden floor is uneven, so expect more injuries.
There's probably still asbestos at MSG.
Mitt Romney will get elected in a landslide, and the Tea party will get a fillibuster-proof majority.
The ocean will probably die as a result of the BP oil spill.
Fukushima will probably go super-critical again.
BasketballJones wrote:StarMelo is a one-dimensional ISO player.
Woodson is a one-dimensional defensive coach.
Jeremy Lin's knee injury makes him damaged goods.
Amare is done.
Landry Fields is a bust.
Tony Douglas is the worst basketball player in the history of the universe.
Tyson Chandler has no offensive game.
JR Smith is a bonehead.
Mike Bibby is over the hill.
Iman Shumpert will never be the same again.
Steve Novak can't get his own shot.
Josh Harrelson has a low ceiling.
Jerome Jordan and Jeffries both have the initials "JJ". Need I say more?
Dan Gadzuric is a has-been.
Baron Davis will never play another pro basketball game ever again.
Dolan is an idiot.
Isiah Thomas is still exerting an influence over the team, and is waiting in the wings for his chance to take over again.
Kenny Atkinson, Jim Todd, Darrell Walker, Herb Williams : They all suck.
Roger Hinds can't train for shit.
Anthony Goenaga isn't much better.
The Garden floor is uneven, so expect more injuries.
There's probably still asbestos at MSG.
Mitt Romney will get elected in a landslide, and the Tea party will get a fillibuster-proof majority.
The ocean will probably die as a result of the BP oil spill.
Fukushima will probably go super-critical again.
What about the Knuggets list? Did you just forget that?
You are so negative. Knicks fans are sooooo negative.
This is about as talented as we are going to be. Next year Amare, Chandler, and Melo will all be 1 year older. We will say goodbye to Novak and JR and Baron. Heat will once again add another MLE talent, further increasing the gap between the 2 teams. We do not have a 1st round pick next year.
Novak would be perfect for this team if he were a shooting guard. But he's not, and he's not coming back. Can you imagine how good this team would be with Ray Felton or even Billups added? Instead, we suck and Baron Davis is mega-injured. I like Lin but he's still an unknown. How do you say doomed? Oh yes... DOOMED!
Novak will forego his pro basketball career and pursue acting as the lead in a remake of the "Invisible Man"
Toney Douglas will have the pine splinters surgically removed from his buttocks in an experimental highly controversial procedure developed by Reebok. After successful surgery, he is cut by the Knicks and signed by the Bobcats. He then goes on a Lin like fairy tale ride, marries Kim Kardashian and takes the league by storm becoming a perennial allstar and the top pg in the league for 7 consecutive years leading in assists, points and efficiency and winning a record 7 titles for the Bobcats during that time span. His coach is MDA.
The Knicks trade Tyson Chandler for Eddie Curry who becomes player coach of the Knicks and spokesman for floundering CrispyCreme doughnuts
1. James Dolan does not care about winning
2. We change coaches like old underwear
3. We change management like old underwear
4. Amare is showing age
5. Melo is not MJ or D-Wade or LeBron
6. Woodson has stalled the offense
7. Our point guards are dropping like flies
8. We have no draft picks
9. Poor Iman
10. Miami Heat
11. Chicago Bulls
12. ETC ETC ETC
Negative enough for this thread?
TymeLessKnicks wrote:1. James Dolan does not care about winning
2. We change coaches like old underwear
3. We change management like old underwear
4. Amare is showing age
5. Melo is not MJ or D-Wade or LeBron
6. Woodson has stalled the offense
7. Our point guards are dropping like flies
8. We have no draft picks
9. Poor Iman
10. Miami Heat
11. Chicago Bulls
12. ETC ETC ETCNegative enough for this thread?
It's a start, but you have to bring your A game.
WTF WTF WTF WTF KNICKS WTF WTF WTF WTF GALLO'S TEAM WON LAST NIGHT!!! ARGH!!!!
If Woodson's contract is extended, rumor has it he will require all Knicks to shave their eyebrows.
BasketballJones wrote:StarMelo is a one-dimensional ISO player.
Woodson is a one-dimensional defensive coach.
Jeremy Lin's knee injury makes him damaged goods.
Amare is done.
Landry Fields is a bust.
Tony Douglas is the worst basketball player in the history of the universe.
Tyson Chandler has no offensive game.
JR Smith is a bonehead.
Mike Bibby is over the hill.
Iman Shumpert will never be the same again.
Steve Novak can't get his own shot.
Josh Harrelson has a low ceiling.
Jerome Jordan and Jeffries both have the initials "JJ". Need I say more?
Dan Gadzuric is a has-been.
Baron Davis will never play another pro basketball game ever again.
Dolan is an idiot.
Isiah Thomas is still exerting an influence over the team, and is waiting in the wings for his chance to take over again.
Kenny Atkinson, Jim Todd, Darrell Walker, Herb Williams : They all suck.
Roger Hinds can't train for shit.
Anthony Goenaga isn't much better.
The Garden floor is uneven, so expect more injuries.
There's probably still asbestos at MSG.
Mitt Romney will get elected in a landslide, and the Tea party will get a fillibuster-proof majority.
The ocean will probably die as a result of the BP oil spill.
Fukushima will probably go super-critical again.
Ya know, if there wasn't a game tonight, I would dig a hole, jump in and cover myself over.
TymeLessKnicks wrote:1. James Dolan does not care about winning
2. We change coaches like old underwear
3. We change management like old underwear
4. Amare is showing age
5. Melo is not MJ or D-Wade or LeBron
6. Woodson has stalled the offense
7. Our point guards are dropping like flies
8. We have no draft picks
9. Poor Iman
10. Miami Heat
11. Chicago Bulls
12. ETC ETC ETCNegative enough for this thread?
I find changing old underwear to be a positive actually.
You need work.
Dwight's signing in Brooklyn and we are going to become the city afterthought.
Lin's not coming back to this hell hole.
We have no chance in hell of winning tonight, or any other night for that matter.
Our bench sucks so bad, it smells like a Newark septic tank
BK was on Boomer and Carton this morning sounding like a brain injury victim
I can't find one damn Spreewell Knick Away Jersey in my size on the entire fukking planet!
It's raining again.
I cheered for my Knicks, but now all I got is this lousy Knicks jersey with my last name on it
We will never have a new Knicks owner in the next 30 years
Isiah Thomas and Jim Dolan will never be able to get married publicly, they can only practice marriage in the dark alley behind closed doors
No great coach will ever step on Knicks territory again knowing the discouraging track record
Next time we reach NBA finals, there will be another 4 hour OJ Simpson white bronco chase interrupted broadcast to jinx us
I will never be nominated for Best Picture for Oscar
I could never get Kate Upton's personal cellphone number, and have her say to me "Call me"
