Knicks · Negative stuff only thread (page 1)

You can't say anything positive here. This is an oasis of negative feelings.

I'll start: if the Knicks playoffs end tomorrow, it's because the Knicks got beat by the Heat again. We've been beaten by the Heat 6 out of 7 times, so it's pretty certain the Knicks are not going to the second round.

Fire D'Antoni.

Lin's not coming back. All is lost.

Melo is going to balloon to 350 lbs by this August.

Stat's career is over.

It's only a matter of time before JR shoots someone, or himself.

Woodson never got anywhere in Atlanta. Look for a repeat performance here.

Dolan's going to buy immortality and own the Knicks forever.

Fields will be traded and immediately lead the league in 3Pt FG % next year.

Gallo and the Denver Nuggets are going to pull a 1999 style upset through the playoffs, except they will win it all. Moz leads the league in blocks and double doubles.

MDA will take over the reins of OKC and win 13 chips in the next 15 years.

The Brooklyn Nets will win a chip before we do. They will have parades in three states.

Rookie wrote:

This completely changed my whole attitude toward ummm tats...

loweyecue wrote:Fire D'Antoni.

Fire him again? Wow, that's harsh and appropriately negative.

Dolan still owns the Knicks. Nothing's more neg than that.

Baron Davis out for season.
Iman Shumpert out for season.
Jeremy Lin out for season - unless the Knicks advance - so, out for season.
Bill Walker released.
Head coach has no eyebrows.

Melo has tits

Toney Douglas

We're crushed under the weight of 2 max contracts. 1 is for a power forward who crumbles on defense, is a terrible ball-handler, and is subject to rupturing his knees at any moment. He is also now the laughing stock of the NBA after lacerating his hand on the case of a fire extinguisher.

The other contract is for a forward who, while an elite scorer, does not make his teammates better. His effective-ness hinges on a high number of shot attempts and receiving the ball a lot; as a result, his teammates receive less touches and lose their effectiveness.

We won't be able to afford to keep our best 3-pt shooter for next season.

We are thin at the point-guard position.

Our bench is extremely average.

We play at the best arena in the world, which unfortunately, creates a spotlight that induces opposing players to play 10x harder.

Our fans hate everything, as long as it's still on our team.

NYC media is a never-relenting pile of self-replicating, rotting shrimp waste that will continue to fuel our hate for eons into the future.

Hockey is overshadowing the NBA, and there's no season-erasing strike in site.

This thread must beat the positive thread. We will not tolerate positivity!

PHUCK YOU!!!

Is that good enough.

MDA is gone

D'Antoni should have been fired long before he resigned. The bad rookie lottery pick is turning out to be a good player with coaching and development. Knicks would be going to the second round if Mike Woodson would have been made head coach sooner and they got a higher seed. Gallinari looks better with coaching. Houston has the Knicks draft pick this year becsuse Jordan Hill was so devalued in his rookie year. The cap clearing plan sucked, was obvious and made the Knicks so desperate that they made some really bad trades. Mike D'Antoni's grooming regimen before every game was longer and more strenuous than any practice he ever held while with the Knicks. Mike Bibby is the best available point guard on the Knicks right now. Amare is a better defender when he plays with 1 hand.

Why in the hell did we trade Anthony Randolph. The kid is going to be the next KG, wait and see!

Denver is facing elimination down 1-3.