I've been a big fan of Melo since before we traded for him. I was a fan of the trade when it happened and am still a fan of the trade. Just, can we stop calling NY/Brooklyn his hometown? He does have a West Baltimore tattoo over his heart after all.
I also don't buy he is a Benard King fan. I was too young to see Benard King play. Melo is younger than me. I know his family were Benard fans nut he wasn't even born yet!
He's prob a frickin CWebb fan!
"His Arm sock covers some tatoo's, if you read them, you would go blind"
"Melo has man boobs. Why wouldn't everyone?"
"Bernie fine did not molest him, he molested Bernie Fine"
He is the most MVPish Player in the NBA......
Nalod wrote:
Soon we'll have "chuck Norris" or "Worlds most interesting man" Fables about Carmello.
"His headband is a halo"
"He did not ask to be traded, Denver wanted to share him"
"when he misses as shot and smiles, he does so to pleasure himself"
"His arm sock is not to protect his arm, its to protect the opposing player"
"Melo does not jump, he pushes the earth below him"
"He is not from Brooklyn, Brooklyn is from him!"
"Baron Davis knee did not shatter, it bowed before Carmelo out of respect!"
"Mozgov was not traded, he asked to be included because he thought Knicks did not give up enough"
Awesomely hilarious. Well done!
"He scores points like a monk from the 16th century"
"His teeth generate radiation that's worse than holding a cellphone near your brain"
"No matter how much he mentions BK, everyone always thinks: Michelin Man"
"He's just not as black as Lebron, and when will any of his small kids ever post trick shot vids?"
"George Karl would look much healthier now if he hadn't had to deal with DivaMelo"
"Just look what he's done to JR Smith (yeah, not too sure what this means, either)"
"When he gets traded away from the Knicks, you can bet his first game back at MSG he'll blow kisses to Dolan! By golly, that will really make me mad!"
"when he takes bad shots, he is complimenting his good ones"
"When he passes out of a double team, opponents thank him"
"When he smiles, He's not"
He is the Most MVPish player in the NBA!
Now THIS is Entertainment
jrodmc wrote:"He scores points like a monk from the 16th century""His teeth generate radiation that's worse than holding a cellphone near your brain"
"No matter how much he mentions BK, everyone always thinks: Michelin Man"
"He's just not as black as Lebron, and when will any of his small kids ever post trick shot vids?"
"George Karl would look much healthier now if he hadn't had to deal with DivaMelo"
"Just look what he's done to JR Smith (yeah, not too sure what this means, either)"
"When he gets traded away from the Knicks, you can bet his first game back at MSG he'll blow kisses to Dolan! By golly, that will really make me mad!"
jrodmc - your Pulitzer Prize is in the mail.
+7
Nalod wrote:
"Mozgov was not traded, he asked to be included because he thought Knicks did not give up enough"
Quite possibly the POD.
Mozgov respects Melo so much, he's still asking Karl to not play him.
he once missed a shot to see how it felt
if he dunked the ball, he'd drive the rim into the parquet floor
he gets frequent flier miles whenever called for a travel.
every shot he blocks reaches escape velocity
churches adopt his pre-game rituals
He was the actually template for Body by Jake
SFX: Hokey Game Show Theme Music
ANNCR: (exaggerated tone) "Time for America's FAVORITE game show... "Carmelo versus Lebron"
Player A - 25 and 9 rebounds with 6 assists + 29.21
Player B - 26 and 7 rebounds with 2 assists + 21.60 (whatever that means, but it certainly looks good)
Against the Wizards, Carmelo had 5 assists. That is a positive sign as he hit the open man more often. As a result of his hot start, the extreme double and triple teams are more prevalent. Teams are loading up to stop his effectiveness at the four. This is an opportunity for reinvention. In order for the Knicks to have the knack, Melo's goal should be to average 5 assists per game.
Simple and painless. Everybody is happy and we skate to the ECF, no problem.
misterearl wrote:
Simple and painless. Everybody is happy and we skate to the ECF, no problem.
Brother Earl,
I know you to be a gentleman & a B-Ball scholar but what would ever make you think that ANYTHING that Melo ever does would make people here happy????
gunsnewing wrote:I also don't buy he is a Benard King fan. I was too young to see Benard King play. Melo is younger than me. I know his family were Benard fans nut he wasn't even born yet!He's prob a frickin CWebb fan!
Hopefully he never gets pulled over for smoking on the way to practice like CWebb.
When Clark Kent goes into a phone booth, Superman comes out. When Melo goes into a phone booth.....Melo comes out.
The first pictures sent to earth from Mars via NASA's Curiosity Probe were of Carmelo in the updated Knicks unis.
Carmelo visited The Dead Sea and it threw a jamming house party, just to see him smile.
Every time the ball does not touch Carmelo's hands, a Victoria's Secret model loses a perfectly good push up bra.
"When aliens abduct Melo, they want him to probe them......."
Gallo is a better alien-prober than Melo will ever be!
Either you have a sense of humor and can get with the bit... or you cannot.
Bonn1997 wrote:Gallo is a better alien-prober than Melo will ever be!
Santa's reindeer that would not play with Rudolph, played with Carmelo.
Carmelo has never had to wipe after defecating. Not once. The man has no idea what a skid mark is.
There are never cars in front of Melo's vehicle, whether it be Cash or EZPass.
Satellite imagery also shows that the Ozone layer is thicker and healthier than it has ever been, and there's a faint "7" visible in it's misty haze.
Santa regularly sends his lists to Melo for that all important second check review.
Whenever Melo takes to the air, the ceiling and visibility are always unlimited. Even when he uses a plane.
Museum curators now believe Melo's understated press conference humor explains the Mona Lisa.
Angels strain to look into the way Melo releases his j.
The NBA logo waa going to be Melo pulling up for a mid-range J, but no-one can draw that perfectly.
When Carmelo Anthony says a contract is ridiculous, the Knicks listen.
