Knicks · The Absolute Last Damn Carmelo Anthony Thread, Ever (page 3)

ChuckBuck wrote:When Carmelo Anthony says a contract is ridiculous, the Knicks listen.

Bonn1997 wrote:

ChuckBuck wrote:When Carmelo Anthony says a contract is ridiculous, the Knicks listen.

I wish he'd said something when he was in Denver and the Knicks were deciding whether to give Amare $100 mil!

then we'd be saying why thefuk is he talking about the Knicks. Worry about your own team.

DurzoBlint wrote:

Bonn1997 wrote:

ChuckBuck wrote:When Carmelo Anthony says a contract is ridiculous, the Knicks listen.

I wish he'd said something when he was in Denver and the Knicks were deciding whether to give Amare $100 mil!

then we'd be saying why thefuk is he talking about the Knicks. Worry about your own team.

Bonn1997 wrote:

DurzoBlint wrote:

Bonn1997 wrote:

ChuckBuck wrote:When Carmelo Anthony says a contract is ridiculous, the Knicks listen.

I wish he'd said something when he was in Denver and the Knicks were deciding whether to give Amare $100 mil!

then we'd be saying why thefuk is he talking about the Knicks. Worry about your own team.

Yeah, I was just kidding. That's why I put the smiley.

my bad.

Bonn1997 wrote:I don't think they named the player of the month for last November yet

His unborn sons have already declared for the NBA draft......

David stern gives him money when he flops......

When he gets called for a flagrant foul, He reviews the Refs......

He dosent get coach's fired, they dismiss themselves.......

He's the Most Valuable Player of the last 3 centuries.

He could easily be a captain of industry or leader of an NGO that would provide world peace and 5 cent/gal gas, but his humility and generosity demand that he only do one thing perfectly on the world stage at one time.

Denzel Washington and Sir Lawrence Oliver regularly stop by his home for acting lessons.

He could have won at least 9 rings by now, but he knew the Somber Six would need something to talk about.

When he dives on the floor, it enhances the value and luster of the wood.

jrodmc wrote:He never flops, he invites contact as making shots without contact is just too easy.

He's the Most Valuable Player of the last 3 centuries.

He could easily be a captain of industry or leader of an NGO that would provide world peace and 5 cent/gal gas, but his humility and generosity demand that he only do one thing perfectly on the world stage at one time.

Denzel Washington and Sir Lawrence Oliver regularly stop by his home for acting lessons.

He could have won at least 9 rings by now, but he knew the Somber Six would need something to talk about.

When he dives on the floor, it enhances the value and luster of the wood.

That last line was classic

Science has determined that food is actually happy to be consumed by him.

Jesus wears a headband and arm wraps while sitting at the right hand of God. And He smiles alot.

He doesn't wear body armor to protect himself, it's to keep other players safe from his incredible power.

He always gets Santa the perfect present. Every effing year.

His presence immediately improves your internet signal strength.

He's as magnetic as armies of small cute children and baskets full of clean fresh puppies.

Chocolate wishes it was the same color he is.