Knicks · The Absolute Last Damn Carmelo Anthony Thread, Ever (page 5)

NYKMentality @ 12/11/2012 11:06 PM
Busting Melo's lip only makes Melo see red (blood).
Anji @ 12/11/2012 11:06 PM
AtlasMelo!!!!! LOL
DurzoBlint @ 12/12/2012 7:17 AM
When Melo was born, a star rose above Brooklyn.
newyorknewyork @ 12/12/2012 8:42 AM
Melo's 45pts had a deeper meaning then just beating the Nets. He actually stopped the world from ending on 12-12-12. His game was so great that the world ending is on hold in order to continue to watch him play basketball.

Melo a true hero.

ChuckBuck @ 12/12/2012 9:31 AM
When Melo scores 45, he rains praise and adulation on others, namely Jason Kidd.
DurzoBlint @ 12/12/2012 9:50 AM
The Moon rose early just to watch Melo play.
jrodmc @ 12/12/2012 11:16 AM
The next Avengers movie will cast Melo in all the roles. Except the bad guys.

He is so gracious, after dropping 45 in his building, he bought the Russian a herringbone smoking jacket just to show there's no hard feelings.

Lifeforms on planets far, far away are transmitting the words "MVP...MVP...MVP" over and over.

DurzoBlint @ 12/12/2012 12:10 PM
jrodmc wrote:The next Avengers movie will cast Melo in all the roles. Except the bad guys.

He is so gracious, after dropping 45 in his building, he bought the Russian a herringbone smoking jacket just to show there's no hard feelings.

Lifeforms on planets far, far away are transmitting the words "MVP...MVP...MVP" over and over.

that last part got a laugh out of me. When you guys do that, my co-workers start looking at me like I'm weird. It doesn't help that they all think I'm working

misterearl @ 12/12/2012 5:43 PM
“Carmelo is starting to make that next step. The step is that he knows he can get it done when he needs to, and he trusts guys around him. Now, when he's double teamed, and it's not his [shot], he's got to get the ball to other people and trust that they make the play. That's a deadly combination. That is also one giant step for man. One giant leap for mankind.”

- Mike Woodson

misterearl @ 12/13/2012 11:36 PM
Carmelo injured himself deliberately, and left the Lakers game, just to even things up a bit.

On a pace to have a fifty-seven point game, no one can ever accuse him of being selfish ever again.

Nalod @ 12/14/2012 12:40 AM
HE sprains his ankle, because he likes to feel human
jrodmc @ 12/14/2012 11:49 AM
He orchestrates injuries to prove without a doubt, that he trusts his teammates, just like Jason says so.

He could have scored 50 in the first quarter, but he's unselfish to a fault.

He left the game knowing Kobe would lose, but so Kobe could at least score more points than him.

The C in everyone's DNA is not cytosine, it actually stands for Carmelo.

DurzoBlint @ 12/14/2012 12:21 PM
Nalod wrote:HE sprains his ankle, because he likes to feel human

he actually fakes injuries to appear more human.

Nalod @ 12/14/2012 12:41 PM

When he curses, Nuns smile......
AnubisADL @ 12/14/2012 1:15 PM
misterearl wrote:Carmelo injured himself deliberately, and left the Lakers game, just to even things up a bit.

On a pace to have a fifty-seven point game, no one can ever accuse him of being selfish ever again.

He didnt want to make his friend Kobe look bad.

jrodmc @ 12/14/2012 9:37 PM
He cried before you did for Sandy Elementary School.
Nalod @ 12/14/2012 11:28 PM
He was not coached by Hakeem, it was the other way around..........
CrushAlot @ 12/14/2012 11:37 PM
He left the last game because he didn't want to humilitate his former coach's team.
misterearl @ 12/15/2012 9:46 AM
“He’ll be back out here shortly. It shows what kind of team we have [winning without him]. We did it before when he went down, with the lacerated finger. It brings us together more to know somewhere in the back of our mind we can’t let him down and we can’t have a lot of people think we’re all Carmelo, all Carmelo."

- Rahseed Wallace

jrodmc @ 12/17/2012 10:49 AM
He plans his absences to allow for blowouts of superior teams and one-point wins over lower competition to specifically make opposing coach's jobs more difficult.

He could play all the positions at once, but he also plays well with others.

All the hair cut from his head or face has been stored in the vault right next to Walt Disney's brain.

His sweat appears in the periodic table of elements.

jrodmc @ 12/18/2012 9:42 AM
He graciously disappears in order to allow the saviour of the Taiwanese people to have the limelight in what was otherwise a hum drum season so far.

He manages to allow the teams somehow connected to him to remain at or even above .500 as a token of his magniminity.

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