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DurzoBlint @ 12/5/2012 3:18 PM

he really is Bernard King. Old Bernard opens the door and New Melo steps through
Chemo couldn't help George Karl so, Melo did
The Aztec Calendar predicted his greatness
The Most Interested Man alive drinks Melo Yellow (anyone remember that)
The face on the moon....that's Melo

Nalod @ 12/5/2012 3:33 PM

DurzoBlint wrote:he really is Bernard King. Old Bernard opens the door and New Melo steps through
Chemo couldn't help George Karl so, Melo did
The Aztec Calendar predicted his greatness
The Most Interested Man alive drinks Melo Yellow (anyone remember that)
The face on the moon....that's Melo

GodNa7ion @ 12/5/2012 6:34 PM

refs dont call fouls for Carmelo because there is nothing foul about Carmelo's game

Melo didn't get D'Antoni fired, he quit because he was not worthy enough to coach Carmelo

jrodmc @ 12/6/2012 9:26 AM

Chairs recognize his greatness to such an extent, they hope his blood will bring them to life.

He always plans injuries to allow others to shine and increase their earnings potential.

Warren Buffet has been sneaking insider financial market information out of him for years.

His dunks always polish the clearcoat finish on the rim.

When he texts LaLa, his fingertips actually touch her face.

misterearl @ 12/6/2012 11:26 AM

Late last night, an Egyptian Pharoah suddenly woke and hopped a flight to Charlotte, just to donate his bandages to wrap Carmelo's finger.

DurzoBlint @ 12/6/2012 11:51 AM

misterearl wrote:Late last night, an Egyptian Pharoah suddenly woke and hopped a flight to Charlotte, just to donate his bandages to wrap Carmelo's finger.

It was Ramses the Great. No one else is worthy.

The Great Pyramid of Giza is actually a storehouse for Carmelo Anthony memorabilia

misterearl @ 12/6/2012 12:48 PM

Crockett and Tubbs volunteered for Carmelo's security detail in Miami. They were rejected.

Nalod @ 12/6/2012 3:27 PM

He plays with one hand because he only needs one.

Anji @ 12/6/2012 3:37 PM

Carmelo so loved the world he gave his middle finger.

jrodmc @ 12/7/2012 3:33 PM

He orchestrates injuries and blowout wins just to ensure tkf can be happy.

jrodmc @ 12/11/2012 10:41 AM

He turns finger pain and bloody lips into wins.

He scores 34 and talks nothing but team.

He has WallyWorld saying 'MVP-Superstar' in the same highlight sentence. Several times per paragraph.

He refrains from saying things like "Gallo who?"

ChuckBuck @ 12/11/2012 10:54 AM

When Coach Woodson asks to run the offense through Melo, he says "No, run it through Jason" because he trusts all of his teammates now.

Nalod @ 12/11/2012 11:58 AM

When Melo is asked what he thinks about Gallo, he does not.

Melo does not tell fables, he lives them.

Fans live vicariously thru him, and he does not notice your presence.

ChuckBuck @ 12/11/2012 12:03 PM

Nalod wrote:

When Melo is asked what he thinks about Gallo, he does not.
Melo does not tell fables, he lives them.
Fans live vicariously thru him, and he does not notice your presence.

He noticed my presence.

jrodmc @ 12/11/2012 12:42 PM

Melo not only makes players around him better players and shooters, he improves them as people.

The used tape around from his finger is going for premium pricing on eBay, raising funds for Hurricane Sandy support.

jrodmc @ 12/11/2012 12:47 PM

He does not force himself upon the Somberanian community here at UK, he waits patiently for each one to start their own Melo appreciation thread.

He pays a small army of MSG interns handsomely to create updated screensavers out of the threads above as each of them appear. This beautifies the MSG cyber environment and adds to the local economy.

Nalod @ 12/11/2012 4:21 PM

Melo did won't die for your sins, you sins will die for him........

When he was born three wise men came to visit him. THey left feeling inadaquite.

When he makes a list, he does not check it twice. He just knows.

He lays down beats for the little drummer boy

after a run in with "abomitable snowman" he was just called "Frosty" from then on.

misterearl @ 12/11/2012 10:32 PM

Carmelo only scored 45 because 90 would have caused an electrical short in the scoreboard.

gunsnewing @ 12/11/2012 10:41 PM

ha nice earl lol

misterearl @ 12/11/2012 10:54 PM

Carmelo did not ride the team bus back to Manhattan. He pulled it with his teeth, blindfolded, with his hands behind his back.

NYKMentality @ 12/11/2012 11:06 PM

Busting Melo's lip only makes Melo see red (blood).

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