Hey gang. Since we're at the quarter-pole of the season, how are you feeling? Here's a handy Do-It-Yourself Talking Points Generator to articulate what's kicking around in your head. Have at it.
1. Carmelo Anthony is playing like a ______________.
2. If the Knicks didn't have Tyson Chandler, we'd be _____________.
3. Watching JR Smith play basketball is like ___________________.
4. The animal that Coach Woodson most reminds me of is a ________________.
5. Jason Kidd may be old as ________ but he plays ball like a ________________.
6. When Steve Novak launches a three it seems like there's a ____________ chance it's going in.
7. The twin demolitions of the Miami Heat made me fell all _____________ inside.
8. If Rasheed were describing the Knicks, he'd say "_______ don't lie."
9. The Toronto Raptors are _________________ that they gave Landry Fields $20 million.
10. Reading the forums, sometimes it seems like Ultimateknicks.com should be changed to Ultimate_________.com.
UltimateKnicks Mad-Libs? Let me turn the time machine back on 4th grade.
1. Carmelo Anthony is playing like a ___boner___.(noun)
2. If the Knicks didn't have Tyson Chandler, we'd be ___smelly__.(adjective)
3. Watching JR Smith play basketball is like ____farting_____.(verb)
4. The animal that Coach Woodson most reminds me of is a ____blue-footed boobie_____.(noun)
5. Jason Kidd may be old as __ass_ (noun) but he plays ball like a ____penis____.(noun)
6. When Steve Novak launches a three it seems like there's a _____69_____ (number) chance it's going in.
7. The twin demolitions of the Miami Heat made me fell all ______horny_______ (adjective) inside.
8. If Rasheed were describing the Knicks, he'd say "__Balls__ (noun) don't lie."
9. The Toronto Raptors are _____hookers_____ (plural noun) that they gave Landry Fields $20 million.
10. Reading the forums, sometimes it seems like Ultimateknicks.com should be changed to Ultimate___boobs___.com.
1. Carmelo Anthony is playing like a ___Cancer___.
2. If the Knicks didn't have Tyson Chandler, we'd be ___Day Old Diarrhea__.
3. Watching JR Smith play basketball is like ____Swallowing a Cyanide Pill____.
4. The animal that Coach Woodson most reminds me of is a ___Orangutan____.
5. Jason Kidd may be old as __dirt__ but he plays ball like a __K-Town massage lady___.
6. When Steve Novak launches a three it seems like there's a __Orgasmic__ chance it's going in.
7. The twin demolitions of the Miami Heat made me fell all ___Creamy__ inside.
8. If Rasheed were describing the Knicks, he'd say "_Dolan_ don't lie."
9. The Toronto Raptors are ___Sharts___ that they gave Landry Fields $20 million.
10. Reading the forums, sometimes it seems like Ultimateknicks.com should be changed to Ultimate__circlejerk__.com.
