Knicks · Revised passover story.... (page 1)

Nalod @ 3/25/2013 4:27 PM

"praise donnie who led us from the pharoah Isiah and into freedom!" "Praise him who liberated us from harassment, from youthier days, from the back of the truck!"

Donnie lead us and cleared cap space to sign Lebron! He split the sea paving a way for a new savior!
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Donnie went to get well and the word of god, he came back with a new plan! It included Stat!

Yet, while Donnie was getting the word of god The Dolanites cast him aside and instead a golden calf was created!

You did what? You shall not trade Mozgov!


"Praise him the Closer, the supreme finisher who smite the smerk, whose crown of terry shall obsorb the tears of mecca who cry for a challice of champion to call our own!"

"Praise all the Mooby, the supreme closer who shall lead us from the 40 years championshiplessness and into the playoffs!"

"why on this nite do we eat "honey nut cheerios"?

40 years we knick fans wander the desert with a dark cloud over us! WHY?????WHY must we suffer???

loweyecue @ 3/25/2013 6:24 PM
If you are looking for work, I have multimillion dollar project to run.
playa2 @ 3/25/2013 7:38 PM
Nalod = Blasphemer
jrodmc @ 3/26/2013 8:03 AM
This is just wrong on so many levels...
And how could you forget Grunshua, who led us safely into the promised Division lead?

Next installment; how to interpret the passover symbolism into the Homer New Testament.

Nalod @ 3/26/2013 8:38 AM
jrodmc wrote:This is just wrong on so many levels...
And how could you forget Grunshua, who led us safely into the promised Division lead?

Next installment; how to interpret the passover symbolism into the Homer New Testament.

Were have not arrived yet!

jrodmc @ 3/26/2013 2:34 PM
Nalod wrote:
jrodmc wrote:This is just wrong on so many levels...
And how could you forget Grunshua, who led us safely into the promised Division lead?

Next installment; how to interpret the passover symbolism into the Homer New Testament.

Were have not arrived yet!

Wake up, New Deuteronomy; you may not have been allowed in, but we've been here most of the season...

Been keeping those NYetosites, Celtizines, Phillysteens at bay most of this season, where you been? Too busy creating new fables?

Nalod @ 3/26/2013 2:39 PM
jrodmc wrote:
Nalod wrote:
jrodmc wrote:This is just wrong on so many levels...
And how could you forget Grunshua, who led us safely into the promised Division lead?

Next installment; how to interpret the passover symbolism into the Homer New Testament.

Were have not arrived yet!

Wake up, New Deuteronomy; you may not have been allowed in, but we've been here most of the season...

Been keeping those NYetosites, Celtizines, Phillysteens at bay most of this season, where you been? Too busy creating new fables?

Keep the lead, then the tale can be told!

You can't write the ending until it happens! Go in peace my brother!

NYKmentality was exiled for it.

Dagger @ 3/26/2013 3:57 PM
Nalod wrote:
jrodmc wrote:
Nalod wrote:
jrodmc wrote:This is just wrong on so many levels...
And how could you forget Grunshua, who led us safely into the promised Division lead?

Next installment; how to interpret the passover symbolism into the Homer New Testament.

Were have not arrived yet!

Wake up, New Deuteronomy; you may not have been allowed in, but we've been here most of the season...

Been keeping those NYetosites, Celtizines, Phillysteens at bay most of this season, where you been? Too busy creating new fables?

Keep the lead, then the tale can be told!

You can't write the ending until it happens! Go in peace my brother!

NYKmentality was exiled for it.

Was he actually banned?

ramtour420 @ 3/26/2013 4:06 PM
Dagger wrote:
Nalod wrote:
jrodmc wrote:
Nalod wrote:
jrodmc wrote:This is just wrong on so many levels...
And how could you forget Grunshua, who led us safely into the promised Division lead?

Next installment; how to interpret the passover symbolism into the Homer New Testament.

Were have not arrived yet!

Wake up, New Deuteronomy; you may not have been allowed in, but we've been here most of the season...

Been keeping those NYetosites, Celtizines, Phillysteens at bay most of this season, where you been? Too busy creating new fables?

Keep the lead, then the tale can be told!

You can't write the ending until it happens! Go in peace my brother!

NYKmentality was exiled for it.

Was he actually banned?

I don't think anyone knows for sure, but if he decided to come back I would hope that he would let go of insulting other posters.

Dagger @ 3/26/2013 4:21 PM
jrodmc wrote:
Nalod wrote:
jrodmc wrote:This is just wrong on so many levels...
And how could you forget Grunshua, who led us safely into the promised Division lead?

Next installment; how to interpret the passover symbolism into the Homer New Testament.

Were have not arrived yet!

Wake up, New Deuteronomy; you may not have been allowed in, but we've been here most of the season...

Been keeping those NYetosites, Celtizines, Phillysteens at bay most of this season, where you been? Too busy creating new fables?

Haha, my favorite was Phillysteens, too funny.

Nalod @ 3/26/2013 5:00 PM
Dagger wrote:
Nalod wrote:
jrodmc wrote:
Nalod wrote:
jrodmc wrote:This is just wrong on so many levels...
And how could you forget Grunshua, who led us safely into the promised Division lead?

Next installment; how to interpret the passover symbolism into the Homer New Testament.

Were have not arrived yet!

Wake up, New Deuteronomy; you may not have been allowed in, but we've been here most of the season...

Been keeping those NYetosites, Celtizines, Phillysteens at bay most of this season, where you been? Too busy creating new fables?

Keep the lead, then the tale can be told!

You can't write the ending until it happens! Go in peace my brother!

NYKmentality was exiled for it.

Was he actually banned?

I really don't know but I suspect.

By the end he was a man on fire.

Few more we can add:

*Linolians
*Knuggites
*Gallotarians
*D'apologists

I agree, "Phillysteens" is tops! LOL!

callmened @ 3/27/2013 12:26 AM
speaking ofpassover...where is everyone? this site has been quiet
Nalod @ 3/27/2013 7:45 AM
callmened wrote:speaking ofpassover...where is everyone? this site has been quiet

Not much to talk about. We beating up the teams we should beat and the games are not overly pretty.

Most posters are saving themselves for the playoffs!

jrodmc @ 3/27/2013 9:48 AM
NYKMentality... offered up the wrong homerism sacrifice to the Board God, and was driven out, or may have left of his own accord, unable to bear the symbol he had to wear.

Thankfully, there was no need for any actual violence against an Abel somberite in this revised, electronic version of the story...
Although some did consider his postings bordering on physical abuse.

I for one, miss his informative game threads. They were almost a website unto themselves...

Nalod @ 3/27/2013 11:21 AM
jrodmc wrote:NYKMentality... offered up the wrong homerism sacrifice to the Board God, and was driven out, or may have left of his own accord, unable to bear the symbol he had to wear.

Thankfully, there was no need for any actual violence against an Abel somberite in this revised, electronic version of the story...
Although some did consider his postings bordering on physical abuse.

I for one, miss his informative game threads. They were almost a website unto themselves...

The frequency of his revisionist diatribe was irrational.

If you miss them you can reread them. It never changed.

Perhaps his "Personal Mooby" will accept his sacrifice and grant his request!

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