Knicks · Django... I mean... Carmelo Unchained (page 1)

Dr. Woodson: “He figures it out. The great ones do that."

Melo: “I’m just playing basketball"

Dr Woodson: "...He just kept playing, and things started to fall his way.”

Melo: "I’m trying to take advantage of what they’ve been throwing at me. I’ve got to make some shots. I’ve been missing some shots that I feel like I can make. I’m missing, both games, some open shots that I normally make.”

Mitch Lawrence: He is a rambunctious sort, ain't he?

Melo: “I can’t tell myself that I don’t have it tonight, especially right now in these playoffs,”

Glenn Grunwald: Our mutual friend has a flair for the dramatic.

Melo: “I recall being swept and Garnett didn't bat an eye. You remember that?"

Dr. Woodson: Of course I remember

Melo: What you said was, that this is my world and in my world you gotta get dirty. So that's what I'm doing. I'm getting dirty."

Wycliffe "Wyc" K. Grousbeck (CEO Boston Celtics): Mr Anthony, and his friend in gray here, Earl Smith Jr, are customers. And they are our guests, and you Garnett, you old decrepit bastard are to show them every hospitality. You understand that?

Melo: "As a team we’ve got to go in there being together, staying together, knowing that it’s going to be a game of runs, knowing that it’s going to be very emotional in that building."

Grousbeck: “Gentleman, you had my curiosity, now (up 2-0) you have my attention.”

Melo: "I'm curious what makes you so curious. We’re going there to win that game. That’s our mentality.”

Garnett: Carmelo, you uppity son of a... !

Melo: "The "Car" is silent, hillbilly"

Funny stuff!

ChuckBuck wrote:Well done Earl!

HuH???...The friggin' like each other?!?!?..They hang together?!?!?...HWhat?!?!?

ActionJackson wrote:Q. Does that make Tina Cervasio Mrs. Sally???

A. No

Garnett: You said you ain't know him.

LaLa is Broomhilda Von Schaft

gunsnewing wrote:Well done Earl. You gotta include Dan Shaunessey and Bill Simmons as villans

The Brittle Brothers.

ChuckBuck wrote:

gunsnewing wrote:Well done Earl. You gotta include Dan Shaunessey and Bill Simmons as villans

The Brittle Brothers

You guys are the best. Hilarious.

misterearl wrote:The Answer Man Is No Roger Ebert

ActionJackson wrote:Q. Does that make Tina Cervasio Mrs. Sally???

A. No

Garnett: You said you ain't know him.

LaLa is Broomhilda Von Schaft

My bad I meant Mrs Laura

ActionJackson wrote:

misterearl wrote:The Answer Man Is No Roger Ebert

ActionJackson wrote:Q. Does that make Tina Cervasio Mrs. Sally???

A. No

Garnett: You said you ain't know him.

LaLa is Broomhilda Von Schaft

My bad I meant Mrs Laura

Love that scene, hilarious!

Is there another 30 point game in his future?

The D(fense) is silent.

jrodmc wrote:I sure hope this doesn't mean Dr. Woody gets shot at the end of the season, does it?

Coach Mike Woodson will be here for at least three years. With Kurt Thomas as an assistant, who would have the nerve to walk in his office and whack him?

The ball movement was improved.

Carmelo hits big shot after big shot and the Celtics could never get back in the game, any closer than 12.

misterearl wrote:Django...I mean... Carmelo, is locked in.

The ball movement was improved.

Carmelo hits big shot after big shot and the Celtics could never get back in the game, any closer than 12.

He really is. He's totally focused, zoned in. Eyes on the prize. Less smiling than normal Melo.

Finish Boston off Sunday!

ChuckBuck wrote:

misterearl wrote:Django...I mean... Carmelo, is locked in.

The ball movement was improved.

Carmelo hits big shot after big shot and the Celtics could never get back in the game, any closer than 12.

He really is. He's totally focused, zoned in. Eyes on the prize. Less smiling than normal Melo.

Finish Boston off Sunday!

When Carmelo goes 12/25 we are tough to beat.

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