Knicks · If Only Cole Had Just One Go To Move. Just One. (page 1)
misterearl@ 2/1/2014 4:33 PM
Aldrich is averaging a 15.4 rebounds per 36 minutes during the Knicks’ winning streak. Tyler is scoring 16.3 points and pulling down 10.1 rebounds per 36 minutes in the past four games. He’s made 60 percent of his shots.
Jack Sikma drop step anyone?
NardDogNation@ 2/1/2014 5:16 PM
LOL. As soon as I read the title, I thought he should work on drop step and then a baby hook as a counter. It boggles my mind that a dude that big, can't do something so simple, especially when he has a multi-million dollar incentive to do so.
misterearl@ 2/1/2014 6:37 PM
Guarantee: All Dialogue Reported Verbatim
SFX: (phone ring)
Hakeem: Coach!
Woodson: 'sup big man?
Hakeem: What's the problem now?
Woodson: I gotta another big dude who needs some help, nothing fancy... just needs something dependable in the paint that he can trust
Hakeem: Anything for you, coach... can he make a layup?
Woodson: nope
Hakeem: does he have a jumper?
Woodson: nope
Hakeem: any footwork?
Woodson: minimal
Hakeem: Hook?
Woodson: It's bad. He got nothin'.
Hakeem: (pause) That will be ten million dollars for 3 days
Woodson: I'll call you back
yellowboy90@ 2/1/2014 7:50 PM
He does have one go to move. There's even a song about it.
yellowboy90@ 2/1/2014 7:52 PM
If he picks up his D he is basically a low budget Omer Asik. To bad they don't have a second year on his contract.
Sangfroid@ 2/2/2014 1:35 AM
NardDogNation wrote:LOL. As soon as I read the title, I thought he should work on drop step and then a baby hook as a counter. It boggles my mind that a dude that big, can't do something so simple, especially when he has a multi-million dollar incentive to do so.
OT - Did anyone see Chandler working on a baby hook during warm ups? He actually made one in the game. With a little practice Aldrich could be our next center.
Bonn1997@ 2/2/2014 7:01 AM
Sangfroid wrote:
NardDogNation wrote:LOL. As soon as I read the title, I thought he should work on drop step and then a baby hook as a counter. It boggles my mind that a dude that big, can't do something so simple, especially when he has a multi-million dollar incentive to do so.
OT - Did anyone see Chandler working on a baby hook during warm ups? He actually made one in the game. With a little practice Aldrich could be our next center.
I fell asleep. Chandler made one in the game? Anyone have the highlight?
Bonn1997@ 2/2/2014 7:02 AM
Aldrich even has a serious follower! http://www.colealdrich.com/ It says this is "The Official Web Site" of Cole Aldrich. That must be to distinguish it from the thousands of imitation websites from fans throughout the world.
