Knicks · WaterMELOn needs to be crucified by the media tomorrow (page 5)

When I'm done, I guarantee it Melo will log on and start posting

He won't be able to resist.

We'll get all kinds of comments and questions from him like

"Damn, that chicken looks fine"

or

"Where can I get me some of that?"

Come and Get It!

Mofongo!

Fried Plantains!

Fried Rice!

Ice Cream!

When does this thread get locked? It's dopey.

Or something.