I want us to get in here to take us home

We can still eat while in the sub
We call those sandwiches submarines too
The tank is too high

It's above land, we got to go below sea levels
I will longer refer to tanking anymore, in my mind we're
Submarining, Marining, or Subing
Plus a sub can take a tank out if needed
With Ballistic missile launches, join the movement
Sixers need to go on a ten game winning streak.
Knicks need to win four more games this season.
Knicks win!
Does it matter who finishes worse? Past lotto's say it will help us to not have the worst record. We need to secure that 2nd or 3rd worse record.
earthmansurfer wrote:Does it matter who finishes worse? Past lotto's say it will help us to not have the worst record. We need to secure that 2nd or 3rd worse record. 
Finishing as the worst guarantees A Top 3 finish
we dont have a star player as good as Thad Young to jettison to make it a true tank.
I don't think it's actually possible for any team to be worse than the 76ers and besides, I don't think we need to be. The four worst teams in the league have a combined 72% chance of winning the lottery and the three worst teams have a combined 60% chance. That's where we should be finishing; a bottom 3 or 4 record.
VCoug wrote:I don't think it's actually possible for any team to be worse than the 76ers and besides, I don't think we need to be. The four worst teams in the league have a combined 72% chance of winning the lottery and the three worst teams have a combined 60% chance. That's where we should be finishing; a bottom 3 or 4 record.
Isn't it sad to think we have no chance
To catch the Sixers they are so criminally skull dangerous
Maybe Dec 15th changes the tide
If you're Top 1 you can finish no lower than 4th[just fact checked]
Finishing 4th could be very dangerous
Currently we sit 7th not good enough
I'll be hitting up Subway today
To Eat healthy and promote the Sub movement
fishmike wrote:we dont have a star player as good as Thad Young to jettison to make it a true tank.
We have Melo "Back Spasms" Anthony. That ought to do the trick. If his spasms heal up, he can always develop an in-grown toenail or sumpin.
fishmike wrote:we dont have a star player as good as Thad Young to jettison to make it a true tank.
Yeah why talk about a player who
Just lost his mother to breast cancer
Stay classy Fishmike
F500ONE wrote:VCoug wrote:I don't think it's actually possible for any team to be worse than the 76ers and besides, I don't think we need to be. The four worst teams in the league have a combined 72% chance of winning the lottery and the three worst teams have a combined 60% chance. That's where we should be finishing; a bottom 3 or 4 record.
Isn't it sad to think we have no chance
To catch the Sixers they are so criminally skull dangerous
Maybe Dec 15th changes the tide
If you're Top 1 you can finish no lower than 4th[just fact checked]
Finishing 4th could be very dangerous
Currently we sit 7th not good enough
I'll be hitting up Subway today
To Eat healthy and promote the Sub movement
Well, in a 3-way tie for 5th with Charlotte and OKC. OKC will obviously improve once they get healthier, though they might not make the playoffs in the ridiculous West. Charlotte's weird and I'm not sure what's going on there but if they start playing like they did last year we should be worse than them, again.
Bonn1997 wrote:Sixers might go 0-82!
No, they are magical beings who bend time and NBA rules. They will go 0-84.
F500ONE wrote:earthmansurfer wrote:Does it matter who finishes worse? Past lotto's say it will help us to not have the worst record. We need to secure that 2nd or 3rd worse record. 
Finishing as the worst guarantees A Top 3 finish
Ahh, the worst record gets a top 3 pick and the 2nd worst can finish anywhere in the lotto? Mathematically if we are top 3-5 I think we have a good chance at maintaining that spot.
No chance we finish worse than Philly, but we do have a chance to be 2nd or 3rd worst.
I worry a bit about Melo being out though. Nothing against him, but the triangle works well with ball movement (and some ISO or course). I just wonder if we start playing better (as a team) without him and start winning more games. In the grand scheme I would say no as Melo is too talented. Perhaps him sitting here and there does more harm than good (for our record.)
earthmansurfer wrote:F500ONE wrote:earthmansurfer wrote:Does it matter who finishes worse? Past lotto's say it will help us to not have the worst record. We need to secure that 2nd or 3rd worse record. 
Finishing as the worst guarantees A Top 3 finish
Ahh, the worst record gets a top 3 pick and the 2nd worst can finish anywhere in the lotto? Mathematically if we are top 3-5 I think we have a good chance at maintaining that spot.
No chance we finish worse than Philly, but we do have a chance to be 2nd or 3rd worst.
I worry a bit about Melo being out though. Nothing against him, but the triangle works well with ball movement (and some ISO or course). I just wonder if we start playing better (as a team) without him and start winning more games. In the grand scheme I would say no as Melo is too talented. Perhaps him sitting here and there does more harm than good (for our record.)
Actually Top 3 assures no worse than a 4th pick
I made the correction in a subsequent post
We want to sink to the bottom of the Conference ocean
So is the answer to this thread's title question: Yes, We can get to sub-zero.