Knicks · OT: Bucks Using Facial Coding Analytics (page 1)

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I know a few Knicks who would not pass

And would get their Face Lifted quickly

Another sign of culture changing methods

Looks like we aren't the only ones

Bonn I'll let you take it from here

Ridiculous- we need computers to read human faces now?

yeah ... the whole computer thing is stupid too! What happened to good old feather and ink to parchment?

Biometrics? Sounds like a stupid word to me - sounds a little like barf heee heee heee heee

I'm all for digging deeper for character flaws but this is ridiculously stupid

Lebron "King James" had plenty of character flaws but he is King

Same for Jordan

gunsnewing wrote:I'm all for digging deeper for character flaws but this is ridiculously stupid

Lebron "King James" had plenty of character flaws but he is King

Same for Jordan

I think what they could be gunning[pun intended] for

Is studying body language, behavioral tendencies to decipher character stability-instability

And yes if J.R. Smith walks into the locker room before tip-off twitching or itchin for a scratch

Or downing a family pack of cheetos from Sam's Club with a 2 Liter of Coke

You might wanna suspect he's on Crack or Zooted

Before we get to this point Knicks might wanna start demanding a Hat ban

Check all the Indiana Jones, Willy Wonka, Red Tails, Street Fighter, Quaker Oats, Lenny Kravitz

Alter Egos at your front door and not MSG's front door

Studying player moods during games such as why Cole walked away

From a heated Altercation involving his own teammate

I'm sure there were some signs well before this broke out that would reveal

Cole gives not 1 rabbit on rabbit no he gives 0 thumper on thumper about this team

Gotta find out why, what's the real problem

Why doesn't or didn't Bargs prepare himself good enough to play with

His buddies Jose and Pablo, why does Melo smile during losses, why did

Acy go Hulk on Hip-Hop's Purple Rain shoulder when he got ejected

Yeah we need Facial and Body analytics, it will see through the veneer on this team

Lasry has money to waste. that's all that is. I can't imagine anyone actually making a decision based on that stuff, or even just actually using it to tip you one way or the other in a close call.

Is that any worse than the mandatory stool samples required at the combines?

mreinman wrote:yeah ... the whole computer thing is stupid too! What happened to good old feather and ink to parchment?

Biometrics? Sounds like a stupid word to me - sounds a little like barf heee heee heee heee

LOL

F500ONE wrote:

gunsnewing wrote:I'm all for digging deeper for character flaws but this is ridiculously stupid

Lebron "King James" had plenty of character flaws but he is King

Same for Jordan

I think what they could be gunning[pun intended] for

Is studying body language, behavioral tendencies to cipher character stability-instability

And yes if J.R. Smith walks into the locker room before tip-off twitching or itchin for a scratch

Or downing a family pack of cheetos from Sam's Club with a 2 Liter of Coke

You might wanna suspect he's on Crack or Zooted

Before we get to this point Knicks might wanna start demanding a Hat ban

Check all the Indiana Jones, Willy Wonka, Red Tails, Street Fighter, Quaker Oats, Lenny Kravitz

Alter Egos at your front door and not MSG's front door

Studying player moods during games such as why Cole walked away

From a heated Altercation involving his own teammate

I'm sure there were some signs well before this broke out that would reveal

Cole gives not 1 rabbit on rabbit no he gives 0 thumper on thumper about this team

Gotta find out why, what's the real problem

Why doesn't or didn't Bargs prepare himself good enough to play with

His buddies Jose and Pablo, why does Melo smile in losses, why did

Acy go Hulk on Hip-Hop's Purple Rain shoulder when he got ejected

Yeah we need Facial and Body analytics, it will uncover the veneer on this team

ha ha ha this post is a GEM!

Splat wrote:Is that any worse than the mandatory stool samples required at the combines?

LOOOL

dk7th wrote:

F500ONE wrote:

gunsnewing wrote:I'm all for digging deeper for character flaws but this is ridiculously stupid

Lebron "King James" had plenty of character flaws but he is King

Same for Jordan

I think what they could be gunning[pun intended] for

Is studying body language, behavioral tendencies to decipher character stability-instability

And yes if J.R. Smith walks into the locker room before tip-off twitching or itchin for a scratch

Or downing a family pack of cheetos from Sam's Club with a 2 Liter of Coke

You might wanna suspect he's on Crack or Zooted

Before we get to this point Knicks might wanna start demanding a Hat ban

Check all the Indiana Jones, Willy Wonka, Red Tails, Street Fighter, Quaker Oats, Lenny Kravitz

Alter Egos at your front door and not MSG's front door

Studying player moods during games such as why Cole walked away

From a heated Altercation involving his own teammate

I'm sure there were some signs well before this broke out that would reveal

Cole gives not 1 rabbit on rabbit, no he gives 0 thumper on thumper about this team

Gotta find out why, what's the real problem

Why doesn't or didn't Bargs prepare himself good enough to play with

His buddies Jose and Pablo, why does Melo smile during losses, why did

Acy go Hulk on Hip-Hop's Purple Rain shoulder when he got ejected

Yeah we need Facial and Body analytics, it will see through the veneer on this team

ha ha ha this post is a GEM!

Had a couple grammatical errors throughout and edited

But what I said about Cole, dead serious about it

So they paid this guy to tell them that based on facial analysis Jabari Parker was a better prospect then Exum? Nice. Lots of ways for billionaires to spend their money.

dk7th wrote:

Splat wrote:Is that any worse than the mandatory stool samples required at the combines?

LOOOL

Personally, I'd take an iris scan over an anal swab any day

Splat wrote:

dk7th wrote:

Splat wrote:Is that any worse than the mandatory stool samples required at the combines?

LOOOL

Personally, I'd take an iris scan over an anal swab any day

how is anal swab a test of character as in "character=destiny"?

did anyone ever notice that melo has that same reptilian tongue flick that isiah thomas has? i think that's the old indian snake charmer thing working in reverse with dolan as the one being HYPNOTIZED

dk7th wrote:

Splat wrote:

dk7th wrote:

Splat wrote:Is that any worse than the mandatory stool samples required at the combines?

LOOOL

Personally, I'd take an iris scan over an anal swab any day

how is anal swab a test of character as in "character=destiny"?

What? You never rented The Character Test: Inside Destiny Jones?

^^^Dan Hill came up with an exception for that smile. He said it was so unique it didnt fit in one of his four smile categories. He called it 'fat, lazy, doesn't play well with others, inefficient chucker, greedy b@stard". Apparently he charges extra for each additional adjective when he does a facial analysis. Melo's face analysis was the most expensive of any current face in the nba. As a current employee of the Bucks Hill said he would advise tge team to avoid similar faces despite their coach having a fondness for that 'unique' smile.

CrushAlot wrote:So they paid this guy to tell them that based on facial analysis Jabari Parker was a better prospect then Exum? Nice. Lots of ways for billionaires to spend their money.

A fool and their money is easily parted! It's like when we started hiring those drink nutrition experts who tested the sweat of each of our players in game and adjusted their drinks depending on the chemical levels of what they were sweating. It made zero difference- heck, Shump still ended up getting leg cramps. Honestly- all you need is to dress smart, come in with a power point presentation and lots of technical terms and the owners lap it up- you can make a killing!

CrushAlot wrote:^^^Dan Hill came up with an exception for that smile. He said it was so unique it didnt fit in one of his four smile categories. He called it 'fat, lazy, doesn't play well with others, inefficient chucker, greedy b@stard". Apparently he charges extra for each additional adjective when he does a facial analysis. Melo's face analysis was the most expensive of any current face in the nba. As a current employee of the Bucks Hill said he would advise tge team to avoid similar faces despite their coach having a fondness for that 'unique' smile.

why not have a go at reading his face yourself? i have a very good idea of who i am looking at since reading people is part of my success.

lets see how well you think you know a person.

go!

dk7th wrote:

CrushAlot wrote:^^^Dan Hill came up with an exception for that smile. He said it was so unique it didnt fit in one of his four smile categories. He called it 'fat, lazy, doesn't play well with others, inefficient chucker, greedy b@stard". Apparently he charges extra for each additional adjective when he does a facial analysis. Melo's face analysis was the most expensive of any current face in the nba. As a current employee of the Bucks Hill said he would advise tge team to avoid similar faces despite their coach having a fondness for that 'unique' smile.

why not have a go at reading his face yourself? i have a very good idea of who i am looking at since reading people is part of my success.

lets see how well you think you know a person.

go!

DK your suggestion could be good and by looking at this picture

Channeling my inner Dan Hill I think I'm supposed to be moved to go

Grab a jar of Planters Peanuts before the show gets started

Gotta run to the store, I'll be back