Its a Starphuching Temple. The Mecca of doom.
Best place to see a good basketball game.
Even this bad team plays well sometimes and the energy is awesome. Truth is the Arena has some secret ancient Mayan/alien superpower that draws people in.
Even players love playing there! They talk about it all the time. So what is the problem? That secret ancient Myan/Alien shyt eventually sucks the powers out of stars if they play there more than a year! Stars are drawn and then depleted. Money, supermodels, 24 hour nite life!!!
Its the true story behind "Space Jam". Remember when Ewing and LJ and others lost their powers? Well, those little alien dudes took it out of them. They are in the Garden. Jordan never played here. He was smart.
1968 the Garden opens and first to be victimized is Willis Reed. His high flying game is grounded.
Clyde was exiled to Cleveland and he bought two more seasons.
Marvin Webster
Spencer Haywood had blow problems in seattle. NY didn't help.
Sugar Ray
Toby Knight. Ok, that's a stretch.
Bernard King
Ewing was an athletic high flying 22 year old. IN a matter of a few years he got bad knees.
Oak was the first to lose his mind.
The powers made John Starks and Mase, and the powers takeith.
McDyess
Marbles (mental)
Amare
Melo
KP (the garden hates Euro's?)
I think the older the garden gets its powers get stronger.
Coaches too. Seemingly great coaches come here to die too!
Red HOlzman second stint was awful
The list is long. Pitino was smart to leave early!
Amung others:
Riles got blind with Greed. Greed was good!
Nellie
Chaney (Former COY)
Wilkens (HOF)
Larry Brown. Perfect example.
MDA
Then there are the GM's.
Eddie Donovan, built the legacy team, went to Buffalo, then came back and....Uh oh, garden got him!
It effects Dolan. He goes in and his mind is gone. Phil was a mental genius! Come to the Garden and he can't stay awake.
Isiah was bad before he got here but WTF was he thinking? Epic disaster!
What to do? Its the best place to see a game. the pinwheel ceiling and it dropping down is a starphuch turbo charger of some sorts that elevates powers but eventually breaks you.
Burn it the phuch down! Let the City put a train station back were it should be. Knicks move to Nassau Coliseum I guarantee a title in two years!
Take your Nets fro pick dreams and GTFO.
Naussau Coliseum. Holy shit.
Even the cement there smells of rat shit.
And you forgot
Spree - choking the shit out of people in 1996 and just about two years out of MSG he's out of the league. Those alien engrams took their sweet time with him.
jrodmc wrote:Take your Nets fro pick dreams and GTFO.
Naussau Coliseum. Holy shit.
Even the cement there smells of rat shit.And you forgot
Spree - choking the shit out of people in 1996 and just about two years out of MSG he's out of the league. Those alien engrams took their sweet time with him.
Nassau coliseum looks like this now:
Doesn't matter what it looks like. Dr J and that ABA chip aren't coming back, no matter how many MVP's your boy Frankie wins.
Go from Midtown to Uniondale and win a chip. It's just got to be that simple.
Hey what's the old Garden in West Hempstead look like these days?
jrodmc wrote:Doesn't matter what it looks like. Dr J and that ABA chip aren't coming back, no matter how many MVP's your boy Frankie wins.
Go from Midtown to Uniondale and win a chip. It's just got to be that simple. Hey what's the old Garden in West Hempstead look like these days?
Go from Midtown to Uniondale and win a chip. It's just got to be that simple.
Riiight. C'mon man, I was as serious about that as I was about the "MonStars" taking the powers and the Garden design being less than of this world.
Have to admit, its more probable then playing in Newark?
Well, sarcasm or not, you lost me at little aliens. Too L. Ron Hubbard.
Nalod wrote:Its a Starphuching Temple. The Mecca of doom. Best place to see a good basketball game.
Even this bad team plays well sometimes and the energy is awesome. Truth is the Arena has some secret ancient Mayan/alien superpower that draws people in.
Even players love playing there! They talk about it all the time. So what is the problem? That secret ancient Myan/Alien shyt eventually sucks the powers out of stars if they play there more than a year! Stars are drawn and then depleted. Money, supermodels, 24 hour nite life!!!
Its the true story behind "Space Jam". Remember when Ewing and LJ and others lost their powers? Well, those little alien dudes took it out of them. They are in the Garden. Jordan never played here. He was smart.
1968 the Garden opens and first to be victimized is Willis Reed. His high flying game is grounded.
Clyde was exiled to Cleveland and he bought two more seasons.
Marvin Webster
Spencer Haywood had blow problems in seattle. NY didn't help.
Sugar Ray
Toby Knight. Ok, that's a stretch.
Bernard King
Ewing was an athletic high flying 22 year old. IN a matter of a few years he got bad knees.
Oak was the first to lose his mind.
The powers made John Starks and Mase, and the powers takeith.
McDyess
Marbles (mental)
Amare
Melo
KP (the garden hates Euro's?)
I think the older the garden gets its powers get stronger.
Coaches too. Seemingly great coaches come here to die too!
Red HOlzman second stint was awful
The list is long. Pitino was smart to leave early!
Amung others:
Riles got blind with Greed. Greed was good!
Nellie
Chaney (Former COY)
Wilkens (HOF)
Larry Brown. Perfect example.
MDA
Then there are the GM's.
Eddie Donovan, built the legacy team, went to Buffalo, then came back and....Uh oh, garden got him!
It effects Dolan. He goes in and his mind is gone. Phil was a mental genius! Come to the Garden and he can't stay awake.
Isiah was bad before he got here but WTF was he thinking? Epic disaster!
What to do? Its the best place to see a game. the pinwheel ceiling and it dropping down is a starphuch turbo charger of some sorts that elevates powers but eventually breaks you.
Burn it the phuch down! Let the City put a train station back were it should be. Knicks move to Nassau Coliseum I guarantee a title in two years!
Mayans sacrificed humans. I guess it’s no different at MSG they sacrifice coaches, GMs, Players and now fans too.
Thought it was the title of Phil's next book, lol.
