Knicks · Let the chaos begin: Mitch to the Celtics (page 5)

BlueKnickers @ 7/4/2026 6:40 PM
Alpha1971 wrote:
BlueKnickers wrote:
SergioNYK wrote:I think spending $103M between Queta and Mitch is dumb.

What or Who is Queta?

Sounds like the AI app on my cell phone.

I thought it meant the hole in the ground left by the impact of a vagina from outer space

Alpha1971 @ 7/5/2026 9:15 AM
BlueKnickers wrote:
Alpha1971 wrote:
BlueKnickers wrote:
SergioNYK wrote:I think spending $103M between Queta and Mitch is dumb.

What or Who is Queta?


and
Sounds like the AI app on my cell phone.

I thought it meant the hole in the ground left by the impact of a vagina from outer space

A vagina falling from outer space, what an imagination. You must have had the wettest of wet dreams as a kid.

NYKBocker @ 7/5/2026 10:23 AM
ToddTT @ 7/5/2026 10:32 AM
NYKBocker wrote:

Mitch sorely needs to get off of social media.

He would also benefit from having AI rewrite posts like this one. This one could have been two brief sentences, for example.

I wish him and his family the best.

ramtour420 @ 7/5/2026 10:52 AM
ToddTT wrote:
NYKBocker wrote:

Mitch sorely needs to get off of social media.

He would also benefit from having AI rewrite posts like this one. This one could have been two brief sentences, for example.

I wish him and his family the best.

For example:"I punched a wall because of feelings." But Mitch obviously has a problem just saying things straight ( Btw, I actually have done that in my early twenties and now my pinkie knuckle is shorter on my right hand)

BlueKnickers @ 7/5/2026 2:32 PM
Alpha1971 wrote:
BlueKnickers wrote:
Alpha1971 wrote:
BlueKnickers wrote:
SergioNYK wrote:I think spending $103M between Queta and Mitch is dumb.

What or Who is Queta?


and
Sounds like the AI app on my cell phone.

I thought it meant the hole in the ground left by the impact of a vagina from outer space

A vagina falling from outer space, what an imagination. You must have had the wettest of wet dreams as a kid.

They put my mattress in a kiddie pool just to be on the safe side and surrounded me with lawn signs with sprinkler warnings

gradyandrew @ 7/5/2026 11:08 PM
ToddTT wrote:
NYKBocker wrote:

Mitch sorely needs to get off of social media.

He would also benefit from having AI rewrite posts like this one. This one could have been two brief sentences, for example.

I wish him and his family the best.

He already got the bag. I'm sure this was something he disclosed to the Celtics already. He played it smart.

gradyandrew @ 7/5/2026 11:09 PM
Saw a post that Knicks had a 91 ORTG during Mitch's court time for the Finals- mostly because Wemby was able to stay in drop coverage. ORTG went to 120 with KAT on the court.
Chandler @ 7/6/2026 7:55 AM
Still upset about this. Mitch was a goofball but he was our goofball
Nalod @ 7/6/2026 9:28 AM

Did Knicks even make an offer to him?
Nalod @ 7/6/2026 9:29 AM
BlueKnickers wrote:
Alpha1971 wrote:
BlueKnickers wrote:
SergioNYK wrote:I think spending $103M between Queta and Mitch is dumb.

What or Who is Queta?

Sounds like the AI app on my cell phone.

I thought it meant the hole in the ground left by the impact of a vagina from outer space

"Space Pussy"!

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